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By Daffodaily5 on February 25, 2013 - 11:31

Hiya!

How would you like to help raise money for charity simply by making people laugh? Sounds good? I thought so! Which is why I’m excited to tell all our UK players that Friday, 15th of March is Red Nose Day and we want you to get involved through Club Penguin. I’ll let Scott from the UK team explain more…
 

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So if you’re in the UK, feel free to grab a red nose from the Coffee Shop later this week and start doing something funny for money! For every person that sends us a screenshot, Disney will donate £1 to Comic Relief (up to £100,000)!

As you probably saw in the video, I've got a few funny jokes up my sleeve, so keep an eye out for me around the Coffee Shop in the few weeks leading up to Red Nose Day! I can't wait to see you all cracking some brill jokes for this worthy cause :)

If you think you're a bit of a comedian, why not help your fellow penguins get started by sharing some jokes in the comments?

Waddle on!

-Club Penguin Team

Comments

Revgreen:

I think it's awesome that Club Penguin are raising money for Red Nose Day (:
The items look awesome too! Can't wait to get them.
Waddle on CP!

xrayman:

Could the USA do the UK red nose day so we could get the free items and donate money?

ubatha:

Why can't people in the US donate??? The noses are so cool! (One Direction is helping sponsor too so I want to help twice as much!)

Purflipper:

IKR!!! Well, One Direction is not great (but not awful). C'mon CP, the UK has a magazine, those smoothies, they still can get the album online, and now Red Nose Day? Why can't US get something for once?

Sassy3d:

I am from USA and red nose day is worldwide! Just go to the coffee shop to pick it up!

Pooh baby:

Ya we should pick it up and do something funny for money :)

PoopTop999:

Weird since this is an American game... (and I'm British!) (@ Purflipper)

mystery penguin:

i get to have the red nose and the best parties!

Tara21:

See this is why I love to be British. Comic Relief did really well I was watching it... It was so funny! This is why I love living in the UK
Waddle On UK :) and USA and everyone else

Violt32172:

I agree I think the US should be able to donate to! Also I saw that One Directon is doing so i want to help out even more too!

Lizi:

Hey what's upp do you ant to be my friend

pinkyhaha1:

You can still do red nose day if your from the USA its just im from the UK but the UK needs to get involvd so yeah UK made red nose day I think they did comic relif you know that show comic relif well that was in the UK so yeah

WE ARE UKS AND WE ARE PROUD XD.

Rc1991:

omg one directions soooooo cooolllll,time to get a thousand accounts to do jokes

fuzzy:

comic releif doesnt happen in the us thats why!
and just because 1d are sponsoring doesnt mean you shud help more than you usually do.
you should always try!

Oliver9912:

because red nose day only uses pounds to raise with! and yes i live in the UK

charley:

wat did the police say to his belly?
your under a vest

smca:

no they cant

lisamodern:

I could not get the backround, how do you get it? :(

smudge46:

go on catalog its free

hot cherryo:

go look in the gift shop catalog (its for free)

angela:

yeah that such a good idear

cjoshi2:

urr prob not but i dunno they might let you?

candygal123:

That would be good for the USA to donate money! I'm from the UK but I'm still all up for it!

3goalman:

I love red nose day and club penguin. it will be great when the two meet.

Megan12371:

I want to help I'll be there to help!! xD
Wadel On!!!!!!
-Megan12351

P.S. Glad to help in anyway I can! lol

Icy826111:

Yeah I really think this red nose day is going to be great fun. Ive even got those red 'Deedly Boppers' and red noses ready for the celebration, have u got urs?

sammydog015:

i think thats awsome too!

Purflipper:

Tell me if these penguin-themed jokes are any good!

Q. What do penguins eat for lunch?
A. Ice-burgers!

Q. What would a penguin be if it was a mammal?
A. A panda!

Q. If it takes 5 penguins 10 minutes to catch all the fish in a pond, how long would it take 10 penguins to catch all the fish in the same pond?
A. 0 minutes! The 5 penguins already caught the fish :D

Best FISHES (another joke. get it? Best wishes except with fishes cuz penguins like fish?)
Purflipper

fruityfan:

the last one is really good so clever

Darkburstx:

lol, those are cool

Darkburstx:

lol, those are cool

sidz:

Hey there!

Here are some more joke's for you!

Q) What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
A) cock-a-doodle-don't!

Q)Why did the cow wear a bell around it's neck?
A) Because it's horn's don't work!

Q)How does a penguin build it's house?
A) I-gloos it together!

Q)What dance will a chicken not do?
A)The FoxTrot!

Ayesha s :

You are so good at jokes

if u think u are rubbish at jokes u are not LOL nice jokes!!

LOL LOL LOL LOL

Pokemon6022:

I got a joke what did the sea say to the wave sea ya later

darklol99:

wow cool ive already started to donate catch ya later fans

Dibble :

Dibble think it great idea to do red noose day and get it out !
Dibble out ! See ya

Snuggles308:

Hey CP,
It's AWESOME you guys are raising money or pound coins 4 disney in MY COUNTRY!
Yes, I like... live in Glasgow but I have 5 things to say!
1. Why are you raising money in the U.K for disney which is in america
2.How do you put a huge penguin in a fridge?
Open the fridge, put the penguin in, close the fridge door!
3. How do you put the worlds biggest puffle in a fridge?
Open the fridge,ask the penguin to scooch over, put the puffle in, close the fridge door!
4. The Puffle hotel has finally opened, everyone is allowed to bring thier puffles and have a party put someone and thier puffle didn't come. Who were they?
The penguin and the puffle in the fridge. It hasn't been opened yet!
5. Your in G's lab when he told you not to, you hear flippersteps. How do you escape?
EXIT THE ROOM! The security footage was making the flippersteps! :-D
Chow for now!
Snuggles 'Snug as a bug' 308

tanya98766:

me too:)

rachelkelly3:

Yeah, I kinda agree with you! Can't wait but also while that's going on the Puffle Hotel opening! It's a don't miss opportunity, I mean, who would miss the Puffle Hotel?! This is going to be FUN!!!

snowgirl1482:

I think that too!

LOOPY:

EEEEK!!!cant wait its tomorrow , aaaaaaaah!!!!

robo7t:

it is so cool!!

elloise:

hi i wanted to say that pleases raises money for people that need it pleases it will mean a lot better and they are a lot happey with phones like us pleases!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

noahpong2:

hi who are you, you know me spiderman; is this really you? ha ha ha.

Lawrence08:

Lolol! This is fun and hope you make a joke in club penguin!

samleu:

its cool

emily:

me to i love getting free items
hope you enjoy what you get

girly4girly:

yer i think its awesome i have one question does it actually go to charity

steph:

i cant believe the puffle hotel is ready!!! :D :D

coolsasha1:

it is cool to play club penguin you know soo don't stop playing it ok? :)

zacky wacky8:

hi

gooeypenguin:

i don't live in the UK but i would like to donate for UK red nose day

Eachnamebun:

Me too.May I please still send in a screenshot?

Dabestjoshy:

SAME HERE!!!!!!

Poppy the Penguin:

That is very kind of you! Well done!

bobby76543:

Wow Now I can't wait to get my red nose for red nose day :D (PS I got a few jokes in store )

Daffodaily5:

Can't wait to hear them! XD

 

-Daffo

LOZZA5:

HEYYY PEEPS I AGREE WITH DAFFODAILY 5 COME ON PEOPLE HELP PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT GOT A GOOD LIFE SO HELP THEM GIVE THEM WHAT WE CAN WHILE WE CAN THANKS TO PEEPS WHO HELP I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lion P:

I will sure send a picture. :)

coolmario88:

Can us here in america help out to or do you all just want the penguins from the uk to help out with the red nose day event?

Daffodaily5:

You can help too! In the lead up to red nose day, collect the red nose in game and tell some jokes at the Coffee Shop!

 

-Daffo

RICOLAS174:

So.. almost everybody can do the comic relif thing yeah? well how do we ( i mean we by everyone, im i the uk)so how do we enter it?

$=ricolas174=$

xrayman:

yeah we kids in america really
want to help out!

Tour Guide:

Hey Xrayman, all penguins can collect the Red Nose item from the Coffee Shop, but only UK residents can take part in this specific promotion.

clubxpenguin:

im from the uk but ofcourse you can!

Bobby54202:

J: What did Rockhopper say when he got his leg stuck in the freezer?
A: SHIVER me timbers!

Do you like my cheesy joke? XD

WADDLE ON

Daffodaily5:

Haha! Loved it!

 

-Daffo

miaow7:

you are like so lucky to be cp mag and on this thing here but wanna meet in the coffee shop on the server blizzazd huh?

Emily14318:

lol! I'm going to tell my family that one :D

Milliemoppit:

My Friends and I are doing a Silent Day at school! =D
~Milliemoppit xoxo

Penny40159:

Cool! Make sure you don't laugh at all the cheesy jokes everyone is going to tell!

Kallie Jo:

Why does it say "So if you're in the UK, feel free to grab a red nose from the Coffee Shop later this week"? What about people outside if the UK? Can't they still celebrate it and pick up a red nose?

Dragon1828:

Hi Kallie Jo, its me Dragon1828 who your buddies with. I was wondering the exact same thing.

Waddle on
Dragon1828

Daffodaily5:

Yes! If you are outside the UK, you can still collect the nose and tell jokes!

 

-Daffo

Beagleboyify:

Is there going to be an April Fools Party this year?

-Beagleboyify

bobiledob:

yes there will

Sweetpoppy13:

Red nose day? woot woot i'm gonna be silly this week with a few jokes
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charizard132:

Wow cool! ;) Why can't you do this in the U.S. though!?!? It would be cool if people in the United States could do it! :(

Crange1:

I agree, i want the items the UK has. The US should be able to do this too. Next time you should do a promotion for the whole CP world!

Kirby On!

Daffodaily5:

Players all around the world can help raise awareness for Red Nose Day by collecting the item in game! Get your best jokes ready to tell at the Coffee Shop!

 

-Daffo

darky6789:

hi daffodaily i'm going to be a rainbow puffle on sunday at puffle party with all stuff! waddle on cp!

molly 25270:

Hi club penguin
I've got a cool joke for Red Nose Day!!!!!
Q. What do you get if you cross a fish with a elephant?
A. Swimming-trunks
Hope you like it and Waddle On club penguin!!!!

Zackalack484:

Cool! when do you get the pin, item, and backround?

JayB2003:

Q. Why did the one handed penguin cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop!

PLAYNOW999:

Sounds Awesome ! I'll Be Their For Sure ! EPIC !

Caldog9:

Awesome!

zomer6:

You Get Free Red Noses On Club Penguin?, How Funny!, I Can't Wait To Share My Favourite Jokes!

wolfgirl:

Wow I am so glad that club penguin are helping this wonderful cause and I think that it is important that we all get involved to help the people that are less fortunate than us.Being able to have our own red nose on c p will help encourage everyone to donate and make the world a better place.Imagine if everyone donated how much we would raise.COME ON EVERYONE GET DONATING FOR COMIC RELIEF!!! :)

My joke: Why did the jam doughnut go to the dentist? - Because he lost his filling!!

Mimi87596:

Cool! I'm always looking forward to Red Nose Day! ; )

Nanette710:

This sounds really cool! Could people in the USA help too?

Nanette710:

I love the background music :D

ben:

raise money people

1foreverstar:

Really cute! Unfortunately, I am not in the UK but good luck out there!
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Hiccup659:

Wow! I've always wanted to tell everyone my best jokes! I have a feeling Rookies going to drop in... literally, upside down, and tell a few jokes! Beep beep honk! And hey guys, what did one car say to the other car? "You do it, i'm to tierd!

Maxie18101:

I have that feeling too Hiccup659 rookie is epic and funny too i'm from the uk so c'mon fundraisers we can do it! :) WADDLE ON CP! joke:what did the penguin ware to the beach? A: flipper flops

Lp1216:

Thanks for helping out a really good cause!!
Red Nose Day is a big deal in the UK!

Turning funny into money!

Violetrocks9:

Why did the chicken cross the road.. (:/)
To get to the other side!!!!

Do you like my cheesy joke!?

Cian84111:

Ok ill get in my clown costume with the red nose and bring up the LOLZ!
(i sound like cadence)

kitkatkait1:

WAIT i dont live in the UK :( !!!!!!!!! thats a stinky :( but ill find some way ;)!!

kitkaitkait1 out!! waddle on cp!!

Crystal3018:

this is a great cause my joke is:
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice

lil:

haha

luigi 1218:

can you guys creat a code for the united states because i would love to have a red nose waddle on cp

jakejake5432:

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks club penguin i love red nose day its so funny We can beat how much we got last year !! Thank you

My joke: what do you call a sheep with no legs. What? a cloud

Thanks club penguin dont forget to get them red noses!

Berry783:

Do players in other continents get to get the red nose too?

Daffodaily5:

The red nose item will be available for everyone! XD

 

-Daffo

livielovie:

yes they do just go to the coffee shop and every one can have a red nose

Odsocks8:

sounds cool! how do you take a scren shot?

Loveheart12x:

I'm going to send in a picture of me and my brother (Blue Boy 739) telling jokes to each other! I cant wait! And we just watched this video, and though we could make up crazy and funny outfits to make people laugh even more!
Waddle on CP!
:)
:)

Meloetta10:

So sweet...... CP IS SO SWEET!
Meloetta10

Riyita:

WOW!

Here is a joke:

What kind of tree do fingers grow on?
A palm tree!

Waddle on! :D

seba:

em i dont know

vira2468:

wow so funny ,good work

Candyrox8223:

Wow thats so cool! I don't live in the UK but I got a cheesy little joke
Why did the pizza want to be a comedian?
SO HE COULD TELL CHEESY JOKES! XD
Yeah it's not so good.... but i said it was cheesy! lol
WADDLE O N C P!

~ Candyrox8223

Epicsim29:

Got 2 Knock-Knock Jokes
1. Knock-Knock
Who's There?
Penguin Washingtion
Penguin Washington Who?
Penguin Washington Of Dishes So He Can't Answer The Door!
2. Knock-Knock
Who's There?
Orange
Orange Who?
Knock-Knock
Who's There?
Orange
Orange Who?
Knock-Knock
Who's There?
Penguin
PENGUIN WHO?
Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Orange This Time?;)

lily63336:

I have a joke 4 you guys! Knock knock! who's there? lemme, lemme who? lemme in its cold! hahahahahaha hope you like it!

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Daffodaily5:

This made me laugh out loud!

 

-Daffo

larry2538:

I cant wait til then! I cant wait to put on a clown nose! They look cool!

SelenaSwift6:

OMG!!! I can't wait i want to also have the multi colored wig!!!!!!!!

mega7000:

Hello Dafodaily5 I took a photo! I think that it is a little bit fun how can I post it?

pixie6014:

Well...dude his joke's are not funny!!But it was funny when he had pie in his face.And i will be taking part in this Red nose day thingy!

jenny2602:

ohh that seems so much fun! i want to dance around like rudolph wearing that red nose!

Mariobilly:

Sounds awesome! I'm always happy to help charity! I hope it will be for US players too.

ben5155:

Where do snow men keep their money?

At the snow bank!

Brownie875:

Can people in the usa donate too?

Water49296:

Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with hockey sticks?
Penguin: What?
A: Porkchops!
Penguin: LOL

Q: What do you get when you see a pretty penguin fall on ice?
Penguin What?
A: Slipping Beauty!!!
Penguin: HA!

Q: What CAN'T a penguin eat for breakfast?
Penguin: What?
A: Lunch and Dinner!
Penguin: That's a good one.

mo98310:

Wow Cp are so giving, i cant wait to tell all my jokes, i have plenty up my sleeve. I love donating to charity and Cp are the easiest way to do so.

Blacksoph:

When does this start?

Giftcard84:

I cant wait! I got tons of jokes! ( may or may not be cheesy!) But is it just for people in the UK?

Dragon7899:

I think it looks so cool im going! I cant wait to get a red clown nose!

spikyturtle:

heres a joke
Q:what is a rabbits fave music?
Penguin:What is it?
A:Hip hop
penguin: HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhAhAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

cookie65888:

do you have to be in the uk please answer when you can im in California

Cottonpincky:

Awesomeasable idea! What do you get if you crose an apple wiyh a pine tree? A Pineapple!

water152:

you know one direction starts that i will like to help

Awsome20605:

To Bad It's Not In The U.S.A

Waddle On Club Penguin!

Bloomcicle :

Sounds like a silly Holiday, so... what do fish and Chips have in common?.... there both edible.
(sorry if that one stunk)

Ben9214:

HOW DO YOU GET IN THAT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

bubbles9652:

open the door

Starflower71:

Umm, I think I Saw someone with a red nose at the coffee shop one day... Or was I glitching out?

Pingafass123:

My parents probaly won't let me but I can always share some jokes, get the pin and backgrrund too! That's really nice bye now!

WADDLE ON [ OR IS IT WEDDLE?]

Bennettfam01:

hi cp. :( why is it just the UK??? Thats unfair. I love the nose, and ur showing us and we cant have it????

mikey42618:

you can go to the coffee shop and get one

Cool Ice Gal:

Hey,can you put Red Nose Day on CP on March 5th,in the USA? I LOVE telling jokes!!I can always make people laugh!!Listen to this joke(It may be a bit chessey):
What animal can do karate?
A MONK-ey!
So,can you PLEASE have Red Nose Day come to the US?(It doesn't have to be on March 5th,but I was hoping it could since that's my birthday!) Also,can you post on the blog that on March 5th,at 10:30 a.m.(I'm in New York) on sever Mountain,they'll be a birthday party at Cool Ice Gal's igloo on popular list? It would really make my birthday better!!

Thanks!!!
-Cool Ice Gal

P.S. When is the rainbow Puffle gonna come out?!? I've seen hints EVERYWHERE that the rainbow Puffle is coming out soon!!!

Enter nickname:

ok

taylor2721:

AWESOME! I cant wait to be taylor the red nosed penguin!!!!!!!! this is my kind of celabration! :)
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Herdf (CP Team):

People in United States get red noses too.

kitana2002:

Ive Heard A One Direction Song About Red Nose Day!

Len: How Many Rocket Acts Have You Done So Far?
Pip: 6 I Think
Len: Where You Any Good?
Pip Nope I Got Fired All The Time!

WADDLE ON! -kITANA20002

Flameboy9024:

Can't wait! Yet, how do we do a screen shot? I have a joke, If you speak Spanish you'll understand the joke. How do you say Merry Christmas In Spanish in Spanish? Felice navi da en espanol!

Hanging103:

I live in canada do i still get a red nose?
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terryon:

I have a joke.

Q: Why are clowns so funny?
A: Cause they "nose" what's funny.

Penny40159:

This joke is so awesome. It's so cheesy, it's actually funny! I 'nose' my jokes!!! : D

Adamchatila:

I cant wait! i am going to say a bunch of jokes!!! WADDLE ON CP!!!

Dragon1828:

Will penguins not living in the UK be able to get the red nose or not?

Waddle On
Dragon1828

Flappy2825:

Sounds great!! Can't wait to share all my jokes!!

Ryannemily:

COOL! I have the Waddle Lot of Laughs book. I cant wait to share my jokes too!

rtyh4r:

i don't live in the UK but i can donate U.S dollars if thats fine plz respond waddle on cp!

the rk v2:

food is hungry

diver 9:

im going to get a red nose as soon as i can!!!!!

cpvsbw:

I Live In The UK And I Can't Wait Ill Be There To See You Club Penguin Team :)

joel70000:

why didn't the penguin go to the U.K ?

because he liked south Ireland better!!!

WADDLE ON!

Pontiac75:

Yay!
I'm glad I'm in the UK!
I want to raise lots!
-Pontiac75

club91323:

Q. Why did the one handed penguin cross the road?
A. To get to the second hand shop!

Q: What do you get when you see a pretty penguin fall on ice?
A: Slipping Beauty!!!

Momie213:

Why Couldn't The Sailor Play Cards?

The Captain Was Standing On The Deck!Ha Ha Ha! Get It?On The Deck

Dome C:

Hey Momie213... That was so funny... I sit okay if I use that at school some day? If not that's okay, just wanted to compliment you on that joke... It's hilarious. Well,
Waddle On, Club Penguin!

/Dome C\

Best Stealth:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! SOO FUNNY!!

Slippybilly:

WADDLE ON RED NOSE DAY ON C;UB PENGUIN!!!

Dude man man:

I love red nose day and definatly going to buy all the items and tell loads of jokes

Raven:

AHHH, all the cheesy joke-ness! LOL
I can't wait to go around Club Penguin and be random,
MOO
How did the interrupting cow get here? Well, I'm going to go get a head start by pretending the limo for the Hollywood Party is Haunted since the doors open by themselves, see you there!
PIE
Well back to your Nonexistance Weather Report,

Keep calm and Waddle on!
Raventalon2

Magnet Mario:

Here's a joke:
me:What is the best animal to have in jail?
penguin: I don't know?
me: A Mon-key!
penguin: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Bluefire7533:

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Arctic.
Arctic who?
Aunt Arctic!
XD :)

harry:

nice one guys i got one check this one knock knock whos there her her who herbert!

lfgen505:

Me and my sister (cocodiva1234) are really funny! In school im almost the laugh of the class so that means that me and her got some jokes up are tricky sleave(s)! Waddle On -lfgen505

rithin3:

oh man i wish i lived at the uk so i could get that money :'( but anyway i will help

cookiepuns:

why did the whale cross the street?
to get to the other tide!
be friends with me cookiepuns

penguinie321:

I've got one: whats black white and read all over?

The newspaper

Jasmine 7655:

I know that one, though it is more funnier when you say it because you give the answer away

WADDLE ON CP!!!!!!
lol soz

Rockyiceman1:

Oh wow that looks cool i don't know about red nose day but i know that this is gonna be fun to do
just one question can people outside UK do this also?
and via what should i send the screenshot?

- Rockyiceman1

Disco Mickey:

I think I'll come with a few jokes. But you know what would make my day? ROOKIE'S JOKES!
Rookie should be there and tell some jokes. Also I'll bring my Orange Puffle with me!

Waddle On!

grams1950:

Hey CP its me Grams1950! lovin the holly wood theme and I will do that!
and can you answer my quistion its Is it okay that me and my friend Grams1951
make a comic with puffles and penguins? Well we have started we allways can
shread the papers :[ but if we could keep them we would be happy:]

halfheart:

i think ill be there becose i have a joke[ Q. whats a boxers favorite drink a.punch] if you are wondering where i got that joke i got it from a milk carton.

roki9878:

super party

Patepenguin9:

Whats green and sings? Elvis Parsley!!!!!! ;) (Audience- ..........)

Dome C:

Hey Patepenguin9, The thing that made me laugh so hard about this was the audience's reaction... I mean, I understood the joke, but the audience's reaction was hysterical. Just wanted to compliment you on that one.
Waddle On, Club Penguin!

/Dome C\

cooldude1a:

Last year on sports relief day we did a 4 mile run and raised LOADS OF MONEY!

Magspen:

Im from USA but i have some jokes!
-At the limo-
Me: Ugh what a hard-....wait is that a...GIANT PIZZA?
Pizza: Hi there sweety!
Me: WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
Pizza: Im getting my pepperoni RED-y for Red Nose Day!
Crowd:......
Me: That is a really cheesy joke.
Crowd: HAHAHAHAHA!
Me: -_-
Director: CUT! WELL DONE!
Me: Wait..you were filming...THE WHOLE TIME?
Director: Indeed!
Me: -facepalm-

Ham53:

For Red Nose Day I'm going to wear a red dinoseaur to school! Hope I don't get in trouble!
P.S. That sounds AWESOME!
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Ham53:

I'm weird because I'm replying to my own message

roberman678:

hey cp u know i thought of an idea u could add to cp... a trading system! members could giv away items they dont want they could trade items with other members, stuff like that in my opinion i think its a great idea plz reply and tell meh what ya think =3 thx ~roberman678

Bullnam8:

I got quite of jokes i can't wait for this WADDLE ON CLUBPENGUIN!

flurrypurry2:

OMG it`s so great that the CP team helps out a lot! thanks CP team for helping everyone!!!

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Rainbowy483:

Q. Why do penguins cross the sea?
A. To get to the other island!

ncw98:

cool that should be grate ! i cant wait ill pratsic my jocks all week

PuupyLove10:

Can ppl who aren't in the UK still celebrate Red Nose Day on Club Penguin? It's exciting and I can't wait to get the wonderful free items!

Pengeywoo:

COOL i wanted to know is this this the first time clubpenguin are raising money for red nose day??
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seba:

guys look at this joke why candence love to dance beacuse she wants to be a super star!.

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cp is the best world hmm but wait i got one joke why did rockhopper stand his boat on club penguin beacuse he wanted to meet club penguin! oh and the penguins

Joey94325:

I got a good one! Here it is: Q: Where do pens come from? A: PENnsylvania! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!

Waddle on cp! ;D

Isabella6351:

of course. everything happens in UK, the fruit party items and now this! not fair... :( what about americans!?!?!!? waddle slow but on....

Tehdudette:

I'm a little of a comedian, so I think I can do it. I saw the video yesterday. I'll try to send a picture and do my best!

Thingy Majig:

Hey CP! Would you mind if I crack a few jokes and take a Red Nose on Red Nose Day, even if I live in The United States? I Would Love To Have You Respond To Me. :) Thanks!
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1pinkywinky:

RED NOSE! AHH! ME LIKE YOUR RED NOSES :3 <-- Kitty face!

Penguiny1345:

I wish I lived in the UK. :(.But,sadly,I don't.But if I did,I would donate MILLIONS of money! I will also make EVERYBODY laugh.(If I can!!!) XD!!!
Waddle on! Happy Red Nose Day!
~Penguiny1345 :)

blueboypingu:

i cant celebrate im in the south africa :(

shortie2169:

Hey Penguins!
I'm so excited! I'm definitely going to get that red nose, the background and pin and somehow dress up as a red nose! I would really like to help out by telling a joke to all my buddies! Hopefully they laugh at it!!! Waddle on CP!
-Shortie2169

flipflops333:

Im from the UK and sometimes we get left out , but not this time so WADDLE ON CP !

flipflops333:

heres my best joke. So a inflatable boy walked into a inflatable school he got out a pin an pop! The inflatable head master said you have let me down you have let the school down and youve let yourself down.
ENJOY THAT WADDLE ON CP!

Mrblackj:

Q: Why is the letter T like an island?
A: Because it is in the middle of water!

raunakchhatw:

wow wow wow! 15th march is my birthday!

raunakchhatw:

wow wow wow! 15th march is my birthday!

Max12772:

I have a joke for you!!!!here it is: how do you put a igloo together?IGLOO it together!!!!!! Like my joke?

Webslinger10:

I AM thankful for the UK bringing lots and lots of laughs for money. But I'm pretty sure that ALL of the USA wants to help as well! We want to be funny for money, Daffo! And, I do have a few jokes up my sleeve. Waddle On!

Henry55555:

I have a joke knock knock who is there penguin boohoo penguinboowhohoo dont cry it was just a joke little penguin

pingy26200:

Will it happen for the USA too? ),:

ninjahayden5:

i think its cool but i have two questions can pepole in the US donate too and get the red nose item

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Yay! I live in the UK and I can't wait to send in a screenshot. :) I love Club Penguin! I have a cheesy joke:

What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!

:D I love Red Nose day and what it does!

Waddle On,
~ Waddles61220

sparkle30080:

I like how you are doing something for the UK!! Waddle on CP

Elina251:

I have a joke that is so corny and u hav probs heard before: Why did the cow cross the road? Because he wanted to go to the moovies!

lil:

Great joke I've came across that one before but it makes me laugh every time I hear it or even see it

The Waddle1:

Once upon a time there was a magic slide.Whenever you went down,whatever you said would land at the bottom.There were three penguins,the first one went down the slide cheese,and he landed in some cheese.The next said money,and he landed in a pot of gold.The third penguin,did't know the slide was magic though.So when he went down,he cired,"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" and he landed in a toilet.HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHA!

Happy red nose day.

Memes242:

Hey Guys!!! I think it's ace to raise some money for Red Nose Day!! Here's A Joke For You Guys: How Do You Make Time Fly? Throw The Clock Out The Window!!! Ha ha! hoped you like that joke :-) Waddle On CP!!

Cooley010203:

Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fungi Funguy:

Q. Knock! Knock!
Who`s there?
Awesome!
Awesome who?
A. Awesome you!

To : Daffodaily5 ~

From : Fungi Funguy ~

can you reply?

Kitkat26109:

Hey Daffodaily! I cant wait for the red nnose, pi, and background! Waddle on!

smca:

i live in the uk but i cannot find1i am in week 9 but it is also put in the blog in week 9 how can i find 1 smca out 1 more thing please can you reply the date of the red noses out now smca out

mo98310:

I just want to say its great that everyone can join in with us in the UK to raise money for Red Nose Day.

Zackalack484:

Cool!Could you please make the hot souce suit come back in the next treasure book?

Dashton2:

here a good joke
THIS IS SPARTA

harly4ever:

Cool! Just like what one direction did!
FIRST: GET ALL CLUB PENGUIN ITEMS
SECOND:TELL JOKES
THIRD:SNAPSHOT AND SEND
the end
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Wubzynugzy:

Umm Why cant you get a red nose at other countries? only in the UK Thats It? No Fair! everything good about club penguin is in the uk!
Plz make the red nose in canada or USA! PLz reply Cp Team!

Gluck78:

When I make a joke. Should I make a screenshot?

-Gluck78

drew:

wow lol I was thinking of eating red food and drawing and dressing up and playing with red toys and lots more

Penguu23456:

Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven, eight, nine!

LOL :D

Amy82003:

wow this must be a big holiday!

Sammy38401:

Can you please add more stuff to blog? I LOVE your site and really want to see more things! Waddle on, Club Penguin

fluffiest4:

Has soon as i saw this i uploaded a screenshot got the red nose right away. i also saw One Direction doing this to so it's kind of cool cause it fells like a star is helping

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Inna53:

One Direction is helping, and i think it's great to help out kids over the world. If we just put in a little time and effort on our end we can make a huge difference. Im going to help out twice as much, and I'll to everything i can to help out and support kids. This time it's not about us- it's about the kids- and even our favorite band is helping out. Just think about- take a minute out of our day and it could save a kid's life. Start a chain reaction!!!!
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Waddle On CP and Directioners!

Emily14318:

Oooh! I have some jokes I've been thinking of!
Q:Why should bananas wear sunscreen?
A:Because they would peel!
Q: When the egg complimented the butter, what did the butter say?
A: "Don't butter me up!"
Q: How did the hammerhead shark do on his exam?
A: He nailed it!
Q: What kind of plant do you put in a cake?
A: Flower!
Q: Why did the penguin cross the road?
A: To get to the other slide!
Hope these are funny enough!! :D
Waddle On, CP!

ash:

good jokes i don't get the last one

peguinee1:

What dog cannot bark? A hot dog!

lisamodern:

i cant get the backround.How do you get it? :(

blueyberry36:

im glad that everyone is trying to help out!!i had first heard of this from 1D and their new single One Way or Another but im glad CP joined in too!i would love to help out and encourage other people to join in too!
Good job CP and also a shout out for my band 1D!!!<3

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I can't take a screenshot!! :( But here's my jokes (10 is best): 1. What's the difference between a teacher and a train? One says "Spit out that gum!" and the other says "Choo! Choo" (Chew) 2. What do you get if you cross a chicken and a rooster? Cock-a-poodle-do! 3. Knock Knock Who's There? Banana Banana Who Knock Knock Who's There? Banana Banana Who Knock Knock WHO'S THERE!? Orange Orange who!? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana? 4. Knock Knock Who's there? Cows Cows who? No doofus, cows MOO! 5. David went to the school cafeteria and bought a juice box at lunchtime. He hadn't finished it before he went to geography class, so he stuffed it in his pocket. His teacher asked the class, "What do we call people living in China?" "Chinese" "What do we call people living in America?" "American" "Now David, since all you seem to be doing is fooling around with whatever is in your pocket can you tell me what we call people living in Europe?" "Er, no..." "European!" called a voice from the back of the classroom. "No i'm not! My juice box is leaking!" 6. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not Student: Good, because I din't do my homework. 7. "Jenna, what does NESW (North, East South, West) stand for?" "Never eat soggy waffles" 8. Knock Knock Who's there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts 9. Knock Knock Who's there? Repeat Repeat who? Who who 10. Ring Ring, Who' there? Doris Doris Who? Your Doris locked and your knocker's broken!

Snoozy85438:

It was great! Me and my friends came together in the coffee shop and put on our red noses! we told jokes we laughed we had coffee! and everything and just after siz minutes the coffe shop was full of people telling jokes and drinking coffee! :D

Cierra1290:

Me: Were You Under There?
You: Under Where?
Me: HAHAHA YOU SAID UNDERWEAR

P.S. Please Post Never Been Posted Before.

pinnkwing:

Hey CP!
I donated a joke for Red Nose Day,I hope that counts.Waddle On!

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Which circus performer can see in the dark?
-An acro-bat!

Did u hear about the human cannonball?
-It got fired!

What happened when the magician got mad?
-She pulled her hare out!

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I LOVE CP!
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Ghan 77:

Q: What do you do if you see a spaceman?
A: Park the car man!

fireblast506:

ok we will make alot of money i hope as much as holiday party

Mr Wizard3:

It is awesome that CP are raising money!Also it is fair that everyone can get a red nose:)

HighPixel:

Awww No Fair! Gonna Miss Puffle Party! (The Worst Stuff About Holidays)
P.S: Add Me Hedgehog9989 Plzzz!

chloejean2:

There is 2 lepracauns andthey find a magical slide

the firstone went down and shouted GOLD!! and he found gold

the 2nd one said WEEEE!!

And he wet himself!

lolzz

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Maddi1:

Hey CP team! Red nose day is wonderful! its so good your raising money for it i will donate some money and help you guys out. Oh heres some suggestions for red nose day decorations.
1.A costume of a big nose
2.Everywhere on CP will be red
3.Puffles will turn into red noses
4.Into forest with a big screen of a funny animation of red noses
If these are no good dont worry :)
Waddle on and keep up the great work! :) x
~Maddi1

PUPQUIN:

how many orange puffles does it take to replace a light bulb?
NONE! who do you think made it "disappear" in the first place?!

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