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By Polo Field on February 28, 2013 - 17:40

Hello Penguins!

 

The Hollywood Party’s about to wrap! Thanks to all the Superstars and Directors— you made this party one to remember! Last week we wanted to know which movie stage was your favorite. Pup2602 picked High-Speed Getaway, saying:

 

High Speed Getaway is my favorite. I like the car you drive. The helicopter you fly is awesome. The fire shooting in the air as you fly is cool. But my favorite part is jumping out of the house. It's super cool and the window gets a penguin shape in it when you jump. And the house looks super cool. Plus, if you get some penguins to play there, you can do the real movie!

 

Thanks for that, Pup2602! The team loves hearing what you think of the movie stage.

 

 

Now it’s time to get silly for Red Nose Day! Head to the Coffee Shop to get a free item… a red nose like mine!

 

But before you go, tell us your favorite penguin joke in the comments. It could be one you’ve heard or something you made up. We’ll pick one that makes us laugh and feature it next week. The featured jokester will get 10,000 coins!

 

Waddle On!
- Club Penguin Team

 

Comments

Pen50gi:

What do you get if you cross Lady Gaga and a Sheep? Lady Baaaaaa Baaaaa.

Sunimi:

LOL!

Selena53772:

what do rabbits put on the back of their cars? thuper-stickers.

pinkcake6543:

how does a sheep get clean?
they take a baaaaaath lol!!! I hope u like my joke

zoey:

why are igloos round

Mrfelix2000:

What happend to the two strings in the race? THEY TIED

chiplup1:

i have two. hope you get it,

1. why did the robber play the piano before he escaped?
A- To find the right key! (cell door key)

2.why did the robber take a bathe before he escaped?
A- He wanted to make a clean getaway!

Got it?

bannanna125:

oh! i get it! lol,thats the two most funniest jokes i have ever heard

Topaz2D9907:

What do u get when you cross a bird and a pen? A Penguin

kty pry rle:

Q:What do u get with a elephant and a kangaroo? A: LOTSOF HOLES IN AUSTRALLIA XD

ubatha:

What do sheep get told when it goes to the dentist?
"You have some Baaaa-d Breath!"

jase64:

here's one for all the penguins, why are igloos round? so penguins cant hide in the corners! :)

ruby477:

they already have that one but that's funny.

Ana Stacia:

I started giggling when I saw yours, Pen50gi!

Pentalie:

my joke is ITALY gets HUNGRY eats TURKEY goes shopping in ICELAND gets eaten by WALES!! those are countrys

bella10548:

what do you get when you cross shark and banker : a loan shark

thomaselijah:

my joke is:how can super heros fly?answer:because they have power hearts in their body!

jgdff:

IM SORRRY

Tazboi15:

Why did the penguin cross the road?

He wanted a new pen guin.

jessybear:

Q.what did the orange say to the banana?
A.orange you glad i'm here!

Crissy2919:

that deosnt event make any sence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hunter626:

thats true

happy faced:

lol that is funny

SkyKing10:

what do you call a comeaten?

a comeatiy. thats not funny. my jokes are not funny to you but me i never herd of that joke and i laugh am good a comedy and am a good actor i never been an actor in my life.

alexisdances:

That's so funny,i totally Laughed out loud! I hope you have more to share.I loved the joke! from,Alexisdances

monkize:

HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

Kallie Jo:

My favorite penguin joke is "What does a penguin sing on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow!" I don't know why but it's really funny to me :D Waddle on CP!

Ryannemily:

I don't get it too

selena77697:

what did the cow do on sat he went to the moooovies

Riyita:

I got one for you!

What kind of tree do fingers grow on?
A palm tree!

Angry80769:

Why Did The Duck Cross The Road? To Get Some Grapes!

Willhopper:

The Duck Song XD

Violet3899:

HAHAHA I LOVE THE DUCK SONG!!!!! Now since I'm here anyways . . . one more question for you . . . GOT ANY GRAPES??? :D

Pen Quen22:

Lol. From the song, right?

I Mawsome:

Ha! I love the duck song!

Bellykid5:

I do too!

Pentalie:

i dont understand your joke

cadence0703:

polo field and businesmoose add me on abominable at the dock

Disney56789:

My joke is this Q:What did the math book say to the other book A: I have to many problems hope it makes you laugh :)

Buddyboy699:

Me: What is the most funny joke ever
You: idk
Me: Mine
You: HAHAHAHA

rob:

what do,t pople eat for lunch brekfist and dinner

Alien X 1:

Hello Polo Field! i love the Red Nose Day! its soo funny and i liked soo much saying jokes for free! the event ROCK! thanks for everything

-Alien X 1

BLUEFIY777:

I LOVE THE RED NOSR DAY EVENT ITS GREAT ISINT IT :)

snow and fun /mr harry 3 :

hello polo field!

this year i'm havening a cake sale in the hall each year has a other cake sale!

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reaba:

Q :why didnt the sheep eat the fish
A :because he thought it had gone baaaaaaad ( get it cause fish stink and sheep go baaaaaaa)

Q: how did the bear break the tree
A: he broke it by rubing his back on it ( cause hes big and strong)

Flipper85751:

That's awesome Polo! I think a pretty good joke that well make you laugh is

Q: What did the apple say to the sick bannana?

A: "You don't look like you're peeling very well!"

Spakid:

A vampire went to the doctor. The doctor asked ; "What are the symptoms?" The vampire said; "Nothing much just coffin" (Get it? coughing, coffin?)

Buddyboy699:

Me: why are penguins ninjas agents and tour guides?
You: idk
Me: well why not!
You: HAHAHAHA

dreamer4e:

Q : how do u make a cow sunday
A : ice cream , cherry and a cow

cadence0703:

when willthe puffle hotelbe ready before the puffle party? oh yea one more question how can i be famous? one more question GOT ANY GRAPES? WADDLE ON CP. ;)

Willhopper:

How did the penguin cross the road? He slid to the other side. Lol im so silly.

Water49296:

What do you get when you see a pretty penguin fall off a tube while sledding?
Sloping Beauty!!

Ryannemily:

I really love your Idea Club Penguin team! I want to know if people that live in Canada can do the photo sending, please comment back on that. I also got the Waddle lot of laughs book from 2008, I have so many fave jokes in there! I have been deciding what joke to tell on the blog. Since I couldn't decide I thought I would share too! How do you spell Penguin Backward? P-E-N-G-U-I-N-B-A-C-W-A-R-D. What do you call a pretty penguin who falls on ice? Slipping Beauty. Thank you for reading my comment, and WADDLE ON! P.S. how long will the joke thing be going on at the coffee shop?

Treve5:

Maybe Until the Puffle Party!

Trousers156:

Ive got that book too!

Sassy3d:

You got that from the joke book because I have it but oh well.

clubpenguinfan:

HERE IS MY JOKE...

What do you call a snail on a ship?
A SNAILOR!!!

mo98310:

How do CP earn money for charity?
They FUNdraise!

Jaimee09:

nice one

clubpenguinfan:

What do you call a snail on a ship?
A SNAILOR!!!

What do you call a frozen bottle top?
AN ICE CAP!!!

MY PENGUIN NAME IS (Bosox2002)

rockgirl5946:

LOL. for the first joke.. Fan Of Spongebob?, WELL GARY USED TO LOVE THAT ONE!!

icu18:

nice joke but i have another one
Q. Why couldn't the 11 year old go to the pirate movie
A. Because it was rated ARR

LIKE IT
SAY YES OR NO

Hooty256:

Love it hahah

cachilapo5:

no

roxy42302:

yes; but mines even better

Q. pretend your in a metal room no doors or windows how do you get out?

A. stop pretending!

icey62001:

I have a joke for the team:
Q: Why did the pirate go to the movies?
A: The movie was rated "R "

Blinko6:

Good one!

peaceout556:

Its why DIDN'T te pirate go to the movies!

mo98310:

What did the flipper say to the pan?
You flip pancakes I flip you!

Lamborghinib:

My favorite joke is:

Q: Why did the coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarter back!

That joke is pretty funny!!!

Waddle On Club Penguin
Club Penguin Rules!!!!!!!!!

Bluey10132:

That is from the CP joke book! It is still hilarious!!!

Ryannemily:

I have a joke book but I already told you that on another comment and the joke. Hey remember like a couple posts ago with the movie star review how you had a picture of Kalie Jo, Well ive seen her like millions of times on sleet! Hey speeking of sleet why do you never go on it, or do I don't see you?

mo98310:

What did rockhopper say to the rock,
You rock!

2553j:

Haha! ;P

Cloudy58249:

My Favorite Joke is- How do penguins build a house?, Igloos It together. Lol

kami123:

Nice!

Katie's:

What do you call a fake pasta ans.impasta

disneyfan318:

My joke is, why are ghosts bad liars? ANSWER: Because you can see right though them! =)

katie589:

good job on winning!

snow and fun /mr harry 3:

YOU WON WELL DONE! now that we have carmed down are you on club penguin? if so can you tell us your penguin name?

Moshimon4:

Lucky you got picked

Starlett4:

YOUR AWESOME CONGRATS ON WINNING!!! :)

mo98310:

What happens when Sensei talks too much?
He becomes SenSAY.

chrisjoesph:

good one!
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WADDLE ONNNNNNNN!!!! lalalalalala

Water blue82:

Why did the chicken cross the road
Because it felt like it
- water blue82
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DRI:

why did the gum cross the road?
because he was stuck to the chickens foot!

2553j:

OMG I heard that joke just today!!!!!!!! :D

Sjc 123:

What has an eye but can't see?
A needle!

What has an ear but can't hear?
A stalk of corn!

What has a tongue but can't taste?
A shoe!

Hope you like them! :)
Waddle On!!!!

cute pepito:

My joke is very sheep-like Q:What did the sheep say to the Club Penguin band? A: I love your baaaaaand!

Cgkb3:

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Costa...
Costa who?
Costa lot of money!

kitkatkait1:

some thing just draws me to this joke and gets me every time! Q:what do you call a penguin in the desert? A:lost! it just that funny to me hope you think so too P.S. i giggled just typeing the joke XD

Stargirl1728:

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert? A: Lost!

Rapid900:

Where did the black Puffle go to find the fire? = He was the Fire!

Akonbaby8:

I made this one up CP. Q: Why did the penguin say he couldn't read books? A: He was too wrapped up in his red nose!

carenzicker1:

hi there

im a Mainer:

Ok everyone heres one of my favorites.Q.What happened when everyone on the island threw all the books in the ocean.A.They got paid back with (a)(an) title wave.

Dylan92118:

Q:why does a superstars have so many fans A: beacuse they are so cool!

chrisjoesph:

knock knock whos there? interupting cow interupting co- MOOO! ummm :/

Ben5155:

This is a funny joke I made up!
Where do snowmen keep their money? "At the snow bank!"

Get it snow bank!?!?

Pingpong1872:

Q:Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

A:Because it ran out of juice

Pingpong1872:

Q:What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?

A:Dogon

Pink Bunny10:

My favorite is: how does a penguin build its house? igloos it together! LOL.

Airplane6068:

Why did the penguin cross the Ice Rink? To get to the other SLIDE!

Giftcard84:

I got a joke that's pretty funny!

Q: What does i d k mean?

A: I don't know.

You're the fifth person i asked! Why doesn't anyone know!

sammybest123:

funny!

Scarlett2814:

What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho cheese!

princesspopw:

Q what happend to the egg that laughed A he cracked up!! lolz!!!!!

pinkwings100:

Knock Knock! whos there? rocketship. rocketship who? never mind it"s way over your head!

Pingafass123:

I have three jokes here! 1. Why is Cinderella bad at sports? Because she always runs away from the ball! 2. What did the cow do on Saturday night? He went to the MOOseum then the MOOvie Theater! 3. [This ones froms CP] How did the penguin build its house igloos it together! Ha ha lol that ones good!
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tinyelmo123:

what do you call a cow that eats grass?

A LAWN MOOOOWER!

HAHAHAHA _ WADDLE ON~!

Jake70238:

Random Penguin: Why does my pizza have a footprint in it?

Pizza Chef: You told me to step on it!

So hope I win.

Seeoa:

Why was 6 afraid of 7, because 7 8 9.

larry2538:

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Wilson!
Wilson who?
Wilson one tell me whats going on around here??

mighty pant :

Here's a joke: "What type of beans don't grow in the ground? Jelly Beans!!!!!!!" LOL WADDLE ON CP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XD

Smart Red:

Here is a joke i MADE-UP myself:
Two penguins walk into the Pizza Parlor.
One penguin says "Something smells good in here!"
and the other says "I don't know, it smells kind of FISHY to me..."

Thanks Club Penguin! Waddle on!
From,
Smart Red

ice20039:

Q. Who rocks and hops ? A.Rockhopper

Girlytomboy3:

Here's a joke that is pretty funny:
Q: what did the arm say to the armpit?
A: don't stink up the joint!!
HA! hope you like it!

Andres3137:

I got a joke
what is every color and fluffy and puffy
a puffle is

snow81201:

This is my fravoite joke, Why are penguins so good at grilling?

They have flippers!

Hope we rase lots!

Waddle on

Ellen566:

I think the red nose day was awsome it was cool how you got to hang out together
with your friends and celebrate!
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rosepinkhear:

Here is my hopefully funny joke!

Q: what did the big bad wolf do before blowing down the igloo?

A: he huffed and puffled!

XD enjoy!!!

- rosepinkhear <3

Hanging103:

Heres a riddle for all you penguins

Will you forget me tommorrow? - no
Will you forget me in a week? - no
How about in a month? - no
Ok Knock Knock - whos there?
You already forgot me!
Thx for reading it.

- Your friend Hanging103 :D

rokstarblood:

Here's a joke:
Q:what do you call two banana peels?
A:a pair of slippers!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Reading Gal1:

Hi! I have a several jokes:
Joke 1: What is a duck's favorite snack? Cheese and quackers!
Joke 2: Did you ever here the story about the germ? Never mind I don't want it to spread!
Joke 3: What is a frog's favorite drink? Croaka Cola!
Joke 4: What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frost Bite!
Joke 5:How does a sheep get to the hospital? In a lambulance!

But my favorite joke is:
What is black and white and read all over? A newspaper!

WADDLE ON,
Reading Gal1

Zoolu:

That's awesome that penguins can get red noses for Red Nose Day in the UK! I've seen some pretty funny jokes in the coffee shop today! My favorite has to be...

Q: What is a penguins favorite food?

A: Iceberg-ers!

Haha that one gets me every time!

~Zoolu

Minipurpy:

Why was the mushroom invited to the party?
Because he was a fungi.

Gary Fan 1:

Well then, certianly I shall provide a joke for thee! Question: What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreak!

Have a great day ~Gary Fan 1~

Zoolu:

Want to hear joke about the pencil? Never mind...there's no point!

ipod866:

Q: Why don't you see Penguins in the United Kingdom?
A: Because they're afraid of Wales!!! :D

Hope you guys found this funny, Waddle On!

-ipod866

Ellen566:

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the rode?
because he didn't have the guts!

Blabla178:

What's black and white and red all over?

-"A blushing penguin!"

Nicholas 126:

This isn't a club penguin joke, but i made it up. Why is six scared of seven? Because seven ATE nine! :)
Thanks, and goodbye!

Ellen566:

Knock,Knock.
whos there?
Knock on.
Knock on who?
YOU!!!!!!!!!

George4296:

Here's one joke: How do puffles like their dinner?
O berry well!

Waddle on, CP!
-George4296

Ellen566:

Hi cp! I loved the party! heres a joke:Q:Why couldn't the orange finish the race?
A:Because he ran out of juice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU:HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!

Pony Eee:

What do penguins with facial hair say when they want to know something?
"I mustache you a question."

Raymaster22:

why did the computor snisse becase i had a virus

Cupcakes8913:

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: Because they are always stuffed!

:) waddle on!

Cupcakes8913

Charlie Blak:

What did the dolphin say when it bumped into the whale?
Sorry! I didn't do it on PORPOISE!

cokeman6212:

My favorite joke is this: what did the ocean say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved! I heard this from my friends in school.

sandysue1231:

My favorite joke is one i made up. Q:What does a snowman use to make his bed? A:Blanket's of snow and and sheet's of ice! Waddle On!

jd fire:

how brave was the giant rock?

BOULDER than ever!

what do you call a penguins motorbike when its made of candy?

a sweet ride!

cupcake9350:

Wow It Was Fun !! Heres My Joke !

What Did The puffle Say To The Other Puffle

Your Puffed Up !!!

MeDipper:

What kind of worm can you eat? A MEALworm!!!

Heres another: Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaront? Becaus he had a very big bill!!!

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Mario04261:

My Joke is:
Why does penguins can't go to London
Because They are afraid of Wales!

Winterwool:

Q: What is black and white and red all over? A: A penguin blushing! - Winterwool

pixieoak121:

Q: Knock Knock
A: Who's there
Q: Doris
A: Doris Who?
Q: I'm knocking because the Doris locked!!

~ Pixieoak121

Cudlua:

Why do penguins do slide on the ice?
Because it's faster than walking.
LOL!!!!! WADDLE ON CP

pup2602:

Thanks for picking me.

Tegelman:

My favorite "penguin related" joke that I made up is... Why shouldn't you tell jokes on the Ice Berg? Because the ice might crack-up!
-Tegelman-

Waterboy106:

What do you call a flying penguin?

NOTHING,Penguins cant fly!

-Waterboy106

Starlett4:

Q. what did the ruler say the the rock? A. You rock!

Q. what the the rock say to the ruler? A. You rule!

Einstein:

What Ninjas are sad? BLUE BELT NINJAS!!!!!

Starlett4:

what did the donut say to the muffin?
A. DONUT MAKE ME ANGRY!

Alewa:

In the park this morning, I was surrounded by lions!!
Lions in the park?!
Well, dandelions!!!

Night sky 1:

I think the party is going to be epic i cant wait ooh ya!

carl9s:

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing?

Jilly Can101:

How do you use green, pink, and yellow in the same sentence?
The phone says green green, I pink it up and say, "Yellow?"

Moris234:

Q. When a horse hurts his legs, where does he go?

A. the Horsepital !

-Moris234 :)

Bellykid5:

The one that made me laugh was:
What do penguins sing on their birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Waddle On!

bopperhead1:

What do you call a smart genie?

A genius!

Chillin43:

My favorite joke is:
Q- Why did the penguin go on top of the Pizza Parlor?
A- Because the owner said his order was on the house!

tangee7:

What did the traffic light say to the car?
"Don't look! I'm changing!"

Ana 18009:

Nice! This is my favourite cp joke:
Why did the puffle cross the road?
Because it was following the chicken!

Waddle on!

mimy5894:

why did the hen cross the road A:to prove she was'ent a chicken XD it makes me laugh i hope it makes u too :))

anoepuent6:

cool resource man

dedo vip:

so penguins cann't hide in corner !!!
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:D

blue pengu4:

what did the pencil sharpner say to the pencil

stop poking around we have work to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poonchee:

Q:What did Rockhopper say when he got his leg stuck in the freezer?

A: SHIVER me timbers!

Esa820:

What is a mouse's favorite movie?
The Goudafather!
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Mikemizanin2:

Why are seagulls called seagulls? Because If they flew over the bay, they would be baygels! -Mikemizanin2

Paula121:

LOL

o0ats:

TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
I don't know if its funny but its a try,
please choose

saundra5:

here i gotta joke
knock knock. who's there?och.och who? bless you! :D

Johnrey12345:

Q:Why did the shoelace competition doesn't know who's the winner?
A:There is always been a tiebreaker HAHAHAHAHA Get It?

scarlet25772:

Ya I get it

Q:I had a dream that two tigers were about to eat me what do I do to stay alive

A: wake up

Get it Lol

Trousers156:

I dunno why but this is my favourite: How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together!
It sounds much funnier when said out loud.

Trousers156:

I actually thought the ones in the video were quite funny!
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
An interrupting cow,
An inter-
MOOOOOOOOOO!

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Knock Knock,
Who's there?
An interrupting sheep,
An inter-
BAAAAAAAAAAAA!

ashrocks789:

What did the traffic light say to the street light?

Don't look I'm changing!

Happy Red Nose day Guys!

Sting 26 10:

Knock Knock, Who's There, An Interrupting Sheep, An Interrupting Sheep, Baaaaa

Lolly132:

What do you call a fish without eyes?
FSH!
-Lolly132
WADDLE ON CP

cooliob:

whats a sea mosters favourite food fish and ships

Enter nickname:

JOKE 1:did the sea say to the sand?

ANSWER:Nothing it just waved!

JOKE 2:Why was there a pie on a table?

ANSWER:It wanted to be eaten!

JOKE 3:Why do penguins waddle?

ANSWER:Because they cant be bothered to walk!

(Laughs!) Lol!

Enter nickname:

Why Couldn't The Sailor Play Cards?
Dunno!
The Captain Was Standing On The Deck! Ha Ha Ha

dragonfight4:

why duck wanna fly in sky?

cuz they wanna find a jetpack cow to play with him :D

pinkyj0807:

KNOCK KNOCK.
WHO IS THERE?
INTERRUPTING SHEEP.
INTERRUPTING BAAAAAA.

Jezzbidz:

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!!!!!!

lol

Boris77056:

what did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? stop going in circles and get to the point!!

amarionverunza4:

great post dude

Ryam812:

Q: Why did Gary name his son Gary 1000?
A: Because he was a prototype!

Hope you (viewers) found it funny- Me and my friends did! And I hope Polo Field and Buisnesmoose And Daffodaily and Chattabox and Tour Guide and Ninja and... Everyone at the Club Penguin Team found it funny!

Justin 000:

Hey Polo,my favorite joke I heard was:

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8(ate) 9 !

Tina087:

Here are two jokes I read somewhere:

"Doctor, doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?"
"Run after it!"

"Doctor, doctor, people keep ignoring me!"
"Next!"

Waddle on!!!

Crazy 4 Toad:

Dear Club Penguin Team, I came up with this epic joke! *Ahem* What did the orange say to the banana? You look "A-Peeling" Today!!

Catch you around Waddle on!!

-Crazy 4 Toad

Enter nickname:

Q: What kind of star do penguins like?

A: Starfish.

- Rockyiceman1

Bluefire7533:

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt Arctic!

pablopablo2:

Something that you can find in the wall that is blue??? Its Ant wearing blue jeans

Chingu123:

Q: Why are igloos round?
A: So penguins can hide in the corners!

Q: How does a penguin build it's igloo?
A: Igloos it together!

rogtom:

how do you spell penguin backwards?
P-E-N-G-U-I-N B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S

kippertro:

Q why was the lemon so mean to the apple A he was in a sour mood

Rozoula1999:

Here is another joke:

What kind of fruit grows on ever green trees?

A pine-apple!

Asher500:

Q : Where do fish keep their money?
A : The riverbank!!!

Buddybird2:

I have a great one! Why did the farmer plant the chicken's eggs? Because he wanted to grow eggplants! LOL!!

Legoships1:

My favorite joke on Cp is this one: Why do you call mushrooms that are fun? A: Fungi!
[i made it up]

Daydude2:

Knock, Knock.

Who's There?

Penguin.

Penguin Who?

Penguins don't whoo, owls do!

Playsam321:

Club Penguin,I got a funny joke about fish and penguins,enjoy.

Why do penguins make great fish detectives?

They always know something is fishy with bad fish!!!

HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!

Thank you for viewing my joke and

Waddle On.

Magnet Mario:

Polo, Here's a 2 very funny jokes you might enjoy.
1st one:
Q:What is the best animal to have in jail?
A:A MON-KEY!
2nd one:
Q:Where are pencils made
A:IN PENCIL-VANIA!
Hope you like both of them!
/Magnet Mario

Starkittie67:

I have a joke! This is it:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!

There's my joke. I hope you like it!
WADDLE ON CP

Zirafica5959:

Why did an ostrich cross the road?
Because the chicken was on a vacation!

mminck:

were do penguins go swimming? at the south pool

secretpen:

i like this joke: why don't penguins go to great britain because they are afraid of wales!!

Gloria21211:

I really only get this joke but I personally love it

Why are penguins so popular on the internet?

Because they have web feet!

Keep up with the new party's,puffle trouble and EPF HQ :)

Samantha3124:

Q.What did the crab say when Herbert took over the island? A.Click ka clicky click!

juniormint04:

what's a penguin's favorite fairy tale?

The EMPEROR PENGUIN'S new clothes

Hope you like this one!!! ;)

Samantha3124:

Me: would you remember me in a day You: yes Me: in a month You:yes Me: knock knock You: whos there Me: OMG you forgot me!?!?!

JAKE66260:

How does a penguin fly? it fly's by jumping

Bhatti54:

In which games do you get bored most?
In "Board Games"!
P.S I made it myself!

retrochip50:

why did the king go to the dentist? to get his tooth crowned!

Agent4049:

Question: Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
Ansewer: To the MOOOOOVIES!

7 Binky 7:

What do you call a hungry penguin?

A peckish one!
:)

Hotflame50:

I have a joke. Here it is :

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Me!
Me who?
You don't know yourself?

Hope you like it!!!

-Hotflame50

Waddleplay:

Here's mine:
What is favorite dance of Bunny?
Hip Hop

Moshimon4:

What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and the wooden door? It wooden go!

Radiorebel05:

There are two snakes: Snake one: Are we poisonous? Snake two: I don't know, why? Snake one: I just bit my lip! LOVE this one!

A8 Pink:

Why did the strawberry cross the road? Because his mother was in a jam!

A8 Pink:

Why did the strawberry cross the road? Because his mother was in a jam!

Gilburt9:

Hi CP Team!
I have a joke for you! (You've probulay heard it) This is the opesite!

What do you call a Hornet Toad in Anartica?
Lost!

MR Orange247:

Why does the letter T seem like a island because it in the middle of waTer

Cloudy58249:

What does a giant calls his foot? Big foot.

Lollipo42104:

I have never been on this, so i hope im chosen and i have one for christmas
What does Santa use to wash his hands?
Hand Santa-tiser!!!!

asherdima100:

i have a good one

Knock Knock
Who's there?

Knock Knock
Who's there?

Knock Knock
Who's there?

Orange
Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say knock knock again?

Reggigas 247:

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts!

~Reggigas 247~

Waffleboy800:

What do they have at the shores of small beaches?
Microwaves!

~Waffleboy800~

emilyanna9:

joke :

Q. Knock! Knock!
Who`s there?
Awesome!
Awesome who?
A. Awesome you!

To : Polo Field ~

From : Emilanna9 ~

poody11:

why is the vampire a vegaterian?
beacause he hates stake! lol

Spongebuns1:

Q: Why did the duck get banned from using Club Penguin? A: He was using foul language! Get it? A duck is a fowl?

Club Guy77:

Heres A Really Funny Joke My Dad Told Me The Other Night
Joke: So Two Guys Walk Into A Bar One Of Them Says OUCHIES I DIDNT SEE THAT COMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get It? I Thought It Was Hallarious!!! Waddle On!!
-Club Guy77

Ines453:

Jokes? I am jokes! I'm Queen of jokes and funniness! Listen to this one:

Q. What do you call a penguin in the UK?
A. LOST!

And here's a funny riddle:

A donkey is on one side of the river and a field of carrots are on the other side. The donkey is really hungry. How does the donkey get to the other side?Give up? The donkey did too!

One last thing, doesn't the Red Noses on CP make you look like a seal? LOL! Waddle on!

Nik1080:

I love this one :)

How do penguins build a house?, Igloos It together.

I think that is the best one.

Waddle on polo field!

Roboboy7349:

A book never written: Being Prepared
By: Justin Case
I hope you like my joke!!

hearthoopla:

there was a boy his home work was to lurn the first 4 letters off the alphebet he asked his mum she said im busy because she was doing the chores so he asked his dad what was the 2nd letter off the alaphebet he said goal becuse he was watching football he asked his sister she said mickel jackson becuse she was listing to music he asked his bro he said in my broom broom car becuse he was playing whith his car

he went to school his teacher asked whats the first letter off the alphebet he said im busy the teacher said go to the head teachers office he said goal! he went to the office the head teacher said who do you think you are he said mickel jackson she said how do you think your gonna get out off this one he said in my broom broom car

Lagger1:

I have one!

Q: So a guy works in a bank. Suddenly, a penguin comes up to him and asks for a map. The guy says "Well, I haven't got a map. But I have got some money, if you'd like some!" but the penguin says no. The penguin then gives the man five coins and takes a small pen. The penguin leaves saying "Thanks for your help."
Why did the penguin take the pen?

A: Because, he's a pen-guin, remember?

Turkey Mold:

Me: Will you remember me tomorrow? You: Yes. Me: Will you remember me next week? You: Yes I will. Me: Will you remember me next month? You: Yes I will always remember you! Me: Knock Knock You: Who,s there? Me: See you have forgot me already!

Holland93733:

First things first - Happy Red Nose Day! My joke is: Why did the Banana go to see the doctor? Because he wasn't PEELING very well!
Do you get it? Instead of feeling, it's peeling because you have to peel a banana!

Pengweno8386:

Hey CP!

My joke is this one:

Q.What is black and white and red all over?
A. A burnt penguin!

I would also like you to show my penguin's costume. The joker hat and the red nose is the funny part, the treasure chest is the funny for MONEY part and and the bunny toy and 'Break a leg' foot item repersent that kids are hurt out there too. My background and pin match the party too!

So do something funny for money! It's worth it!

From Pengweno8386

Waddle on CP! :)

toffeetissue:

my favourite joke is: 'Why are igloos round? So penguins can't hide in the corners!' Lol this is funny...
but even funnier (which links to this joke) ... 'How do you confuse a penguin? Put him in an igloo
and tell him to sit in a corner!' Lol! ~Waddle On Penguin Pals!~
~Toffeetissue~
(aka Tori!)

Johnismyname:

Here is my joke Q: Why Did The Turky Cross The Road? A: Because It Was The Chickens Day Off!!

Spooneroony:

Q: What is Rookies favorite food?
A: A LOL-ly pop!

Tiger Strom1:

This is my joke:

How do you make seven a even number?

A:You take the s out!

Nikubhai:

I got three!

Q)What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A)A cloud!

Paitient: Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Well pull yourself together then!

Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
A: Because they haven´t got any pockets!

~Nikubhai~
P.S I have given my pic to disney! |:P

Oarca:

I LOVE the event! I really like it how this event isn't too much. It's just a small stand with a free item! I LOVE it! I have a joke:

Q. Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
A. Because they kept saying Bach, Bach!

Waddle on!

Kailery7:

Oh i got a joke!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cherry.
Cherry who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cherry.
Cherry who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?!
Orange!
Orange who?!?!!?!?
Orange ya glad i didn't say Cherry?

summer5003:

What is black,white,and red all over?
The newspaper!
Black is the words,white is the paper, and red,get it.Red,like I read a book!

pink87482:

ok well i got two. what do you get when a banna is relaxing and injoying something its a peling get it! ok so a farmer was
milking a cow and a fly went into one ear out the otter! get it thank you. your truly pink87482

40kade7:

I have one,

Me: Why did the duck cross the road?
You: Idk?
Me: To get some grapes!
You: ...oh......?

Sonic35199:

Wow! There are a lot of jokes i like, like this one:
Q. Knock Knock,
A. Who's their
Q. Happy
A. Happy Who
Q. Everyone's happy!

I like telling jokes!

Storm1010:

One of my favourite penguin jokes is this one:

A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car. He asks the driver... "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?" The man in the car says... "I found them,but I have no idea where to put them." The clerk then says, "You should take them to the zoo." "Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away. The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. "Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!"

"Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a great time. Today I'm taking them to the beach."

LOL, I can't wait for Red nose day! I'm going to get a red nose & a RedND t-shirt to raise lots of money for charity to help children in Africa like One Direction are, they're very inspiring! Waddle on cp!

Brownbrun:

Once, A guy hated his sister's cat. One day, he decided to get rid of it. He carried it away from home for 20 miles. But once he was on his way home, he found the cat at the front door, waiting for him. The next day, he kept on doing it, adjusting the amount of miles each time. But each time, the cat got home before him. One day, He had an idea, he took the cat and went left, then right, then left, the right, then right again, Trying to get home, he got lost and he called his sister, "Sis." he said. "Is the cat at home??" his sister said "Certainly. Why do you ask?" Then he said "Put the cat on the phone. I'm lost!!!"

Shadowmyren:

Heres one i hear at my school alot!
What happens when you cross a duck and firecraker?
a firequacker!
WADDLE ON!

DenistheDude:

What does a sheep eat? A shark and a Pig

Daisyl7:

Why dont penguins drink out of a glass?
Because they drink out of a BEAKer
Hahaha!
Waddle on CP!

Yy oh oh:

i got a few here they go QWhy did the skeleton cross the road A because he didn't have a head Q what do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman A frostBITE Q (this is my fav) what do you call a penguin in the desert A Lost Q (you get this one better by watching Doctor Who) me: knock knock you: whos there me: doctor you: doctor who? thats all for me oh yeah and Cp please post this i worked really hard on it thanks and waddle on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

polo 13109:

i hav a joke:

2 FISH IN A TANK ONE SAID TO THE OTHER HOW DO U DRIVE THIS THING!!!!

Shrekman6:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!

martyna1036:

what did the book say to another book?
i just wanted to check if we are on the same page!

Queen Pig:

Why didnt the baby penguin ever learn how to walk? Because he only waddle.

caramel2468:

Why are pirates the worst at saying the alphebet?

Because they always get lost at c!

maddy27619:

Paient: Doctor, Doctor, I gotta sore throat!
Doctor: Then, go to the window and stick your tougue out!
Paient: How will that help?
Doctor: It won't... I just don't like my neighbors :)

Mr Burgess12:

What do you get if you cross santa with a pirate???

YO HO HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

coltman2004:

why is a brown puffle smart? its goggles are brig get it brig cause its a mix with big and brown

Frostyguy4:

What cheese is made backwards?
Edam!!
(made spelt backwards is edam)

Memes242:

Here's a joke:

Why don't skeletons exchange Emails?
Because they have no-Body to send it to!!

Robert 923:

why are penguins scared of UK
because they are scared of Wales

Dragosv224:

Hey Polo Field!

I have a really awesome joke for you!

Q:What's black and white and has eight wheels?
A. A penguin on roller skates.

bluesurfer91:

this is a joke i made up my self!!! what did the egg say to the other egg on the dance floor?

lets crack it up!!!
waddle on

Eggowaffles:

Me: I got a joke about potassium you wanna here it?

You: Yeah sure!

Me: K

HAHAHAHA Get it its element is K?

WADDLE ON!

ozzie cool16:

My favourite joke on Club Penguin is:Q.why don't you see penguins in Britan?A.Because they're afraid of Wales!Now here's my own one:what do canibals call athletes?A:Fast food! or mabey this one:Q.Why did the skeleton cross the road?A.because he had no body to stop him!!! Waddle on Club Penguin!!1

snow and fun:

knock knock

who's there?

ice

ice who?

ice to meat you!

hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

-snow and fun

Wadly0408:

Why are fish afraid of basketball?

They are afraid of the net!

liamk8:

What would you do if a penguin stole your fence? Nothing he would just take a fence! Hahaha

Wailmer:

Why did the penguin go to the Coffee Shop at midnight in a snowstorm wearing his pajamas and his friends weren't working?
He wanted coffee. Why else would you go the the Coffee Shop? Waddle on!

banana832:

i like jokes they are funny.

slidy777:

what happens when gary turns a penguin to a pig a piguin hahaha xd.

Hiccup659:

Q. Whats the best meal to have at the beach? A. A sand-wich!

Moomoomax14:

What did the police penguin say to his stomach? your under a-vest

Pichu Spark:

Here is my best joke! "My jokes are so funny it makes me laugh out loud!" :D LOL

13penguin88:

lol the UK celebrate Red Nose Day, we have Di-nose-ars this year LOL

Clover7373:

Here's my favorite joke that I changed slightly so it's club penguin related.
A plane is flying over club penguin. There's 50 puffles on it and one falls off. How many are left? (49.) In 3 steps explain how to put a whale in a refrigerator amusing it's possible. (Open the door, put the whale in, close the door.) In 4 steps explain how to put a fish in the refrigerator. (Open the door, take the whale out, put the fish in, close the door.) So the crabs are throwing a party and invite all the animals. One animal doesn't show up, which one and why? (The fish; it's in the refrigerator.) A penguin is crossing the ocean to the ice berg and the water is infested with sharks. But the penguin doesn't worry about the sharks, why? (The sharks are at the crabs' party.) The penguin does try to cross over to the iceberg but doesn't make it across, why? (A puffle falls from a plane and hits them on the head!)

mozey6:

knock knock.
who's there?
club.
club who?
not club-who, clubpenguin!

Jacka10:

Hi guys these are my 2 favourite joks

1 A bull walks into a bar and he asks the bartender "How much for a glass of cream soda"
Then the bartender says "No Charge"

2 How much was Santa's Sleigh? Nothing It was on the house!

Hope you liked my jokes

Waddle On -Jacka10

Angela5:

Why did the teddy bear not want any Puffle O's when the puffle offered him some? Because the bear was stuffed!

Avalanche 10:

Q: What do you get when you cross a movie star and a cow?
A: A moovie star!
Hope you liked the joke! - Avalanche 10

broke808:

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Answer:Jurassic pork

minno4:

knock knock who's there boo boo who boo who who.

shan12010:

here is my question:

Q: why didn't the orange finish the race

A: it ran out of juice

hope you liked it =)

waddle on

Sgt Bird4:

What did you name your puffle?
Fluffy.
Good thing you named him that.
Why?
Because that's what everyone keeps calling him.
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Rachelthepk:

This is a joke I made up:
What sings and builds dams?
Justin Beaver!
I love that one.

penguintop4:

How do you communicate with a Fluffy? You drop it a line!

llandpl:

why did the raindeer ate santa?

its his ho ho ho wish!

thomas83941:

I have some puns on names, here they are.

What do you call a soldier with a bullet vest on? Rick O'Shea!

What do you a bad judge? Gill Tee!

What did the dentist say to the patient? Sirius D'Kaye you have a bad case of serios decay!!

hidy74321:

OK i've got one for you.

customer: i'd like a skiud pizza with extra cheese and hot sauce please. and also one slice of candy pizza.
waiter : will that be all?
customer : yes, and by the way, will the pizzas be long?
waiter : no sir, it will be round.

happy red nose day, to those of you who are in the UK! (and by the way im not trying to rhyme. it just came out that way.)

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