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By Polo Field on February 28, 2013 - 17:40

Hello Penguins!

 

The Hollywood Party’s about to wrap! Thanks to all the Superstars and Directors— you made this party one to remember! Last week we wanted to know which movie stage was your favorite. Pup2602 picked High-Speed Getaway, saying:

 

High Speed Getaway is my favorite. I like the car you drive. The helicopter you fly is awesome. The fire shooting in the air as you fly is cool. But my favorite part is jumping out of the house. It's super cool and the window gets a penguin shape in it when you jump. And the house looks super cool. Plus, if you get some penguins to play there, you can do the real movie!

 

Thanks for that, Pup2602! The team loves hearing what you think of the movie stage.

 

 

Now it’s time to get silly for Red Nose Day! Head to the Coffee Shop to get a free item… a red nose like mine!

 

But before you go, tell us your favorite penguin joke in the comments. It could be one you’ve heard or something you made up. We’ll pick one that makes us laugh and feature it next week. The featured jokester will get 10,000 coins!

 

Waddle On!
- Club Penguin Team

 

Comments

Arwen1010:

Why did the puffle say "Wow a rainbow!"? Because he was made of rainbows.

Hockey322:

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restauraunt?

Beacause he had a very big bill!

Waddle on!

Phonixz:

what has keys but cant open a door? A piano! If you drink me its bad news.....Answer: Nothing!! I didn't mean to be mean on the second joke:]

waddlemcgogo:

Why was 6 worried about 7?
Becuse 7 ate 9!

piplup90931:

What did the poet say when he made a mistake? I'm an idiom!

Bubblyblue10:

One of my favorite jokes are: What kind of dog does a scientist have? A lab! Ceep on waddling! :O)

Kitkat26109:

Wjhy did the penguin cross the playground?
So he could get to the other slide!
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ZacAttack:

What did the snowman say to the other in the rain? Don't worry,you aren't going to melt.Why did the road stop? Because it needed a pit stop. What did the alien want to go without a crowd? It needed some OUTER SPACE.

cool72004:

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a firework?
dino-mite

cool72004:

Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because there afraid of whales

Livy:

How did people cross the road without GPS? I guess they followed the chicken! =)
-Livy
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Zebraman4:

Q: Why should you never tell a egg a joke?

A: Because it will crack up!

efc61302:

what did one ocean say to another
SEA ya later

Frozenfrost:

Q: What do planets use to download music? A: Neptunes!

Rafael Mouta:

My favourite joke is from the Prehistoric Party: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A Try Try Try ceratops!
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That's freaking hilarious!
Waddle On!

jetpackguyy3:

ok here are some jokes that some i made up
1.how do you make fruit punch? you give it boxing lessons!
2.what did the math book say to the other mathbook? boy do i have problems!
3.why did the kid bring a ruler to bed? to measure to see how long he slept!
4.what do bunnies like to play?hop scotch!
5.where can you find a ocean with no water? a map!

hope you liked my jokes :)
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efc61302:

why was george washington bad at lieing?
because he didnt have a bed :D

fuffey92:

why was the mathbook sad?
because he had problems! ha ha :)

s4stacy:

my joke is:
Q: what did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: do you smell carrots?

i hope you like it.

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Azeemo123:

What's a snowman's favorite cereal?

Frosted Flakes!!!

Waddle on!

~Azeemo123

swimboylego:

why did the chicken cross the road ?
to meet up with mates
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CHEESE ELEPHANT CLOWN:

Hey yall no matta how hard things get, there always gonna be a rainbow of happiness on da other side! Just forget 'bout all da bad stuff and dance! You a great person, so don't forget dat! We all got somedin to smile 'bout! Stand tall and be happy no matta what life throws at ya!
CHEESE ELEPHANT CLOWN OUT! :)

Anthoguy:

I have some good jokes right here!
Q:Why did Rockhopper jump on a rock? A:Because his name is Rockhopper!
Q:Why did the moon refuse to eat his lunch? A:He was full.
Q:How was the miner selfish? A:He always said "It's mine!"
Q:What is Sensei's favorite drink? A:Card Jitsu Water.
I hope these make you laugh!
Waddle on! -Anthoguy

duianeside:

here is one please help the people with this!!

what does a tutor do when he isn't teaching
he farts!!

sorry if i did it by that sorry!!!!

Nutmeg30001:

I have a joke for yall! What do you call a sixteen-year-old sea animal? A manateen! Hope you like it!

Flippers1328:

What is black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white splash?
A penguin rolling down an iceburg into the water.

mugi 6:

Knock knock who`s there eat. Eat who? Don`t eat anybody!

Frank Rock1:

Hey Polo Field!You and your team and your friend Businesmoose had ba great idea.Here are a few jokes:

1. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?
A.Because she wanted to see time fly!

2.What did Francine eat for lunch?
A.QUAKERS!

3.What did the prince ask the princess?
A.Are you recess time?

isabella190:

How does a penguin egg get to the other side of the road?
It doesn't, silly!

Ruky03:

Why did the boy talk about computers when his car broke down? It was a hard drive! P.S. I made that joke up and my penguin name is Ruky03.

pkotnik:

What do get when you cross a donut and a penguin? A penut!

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isabella190:

Why can't a penguin's flipper be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!

haley502:

where did the penguin go to dance? the snow ball! Hope you like it!
Waddle On! haley502

saprita:

Whats a planets favorite song? Nep-tune! What did the ocean say to the boat? Nothing, It just waved! Hope you like those jokes!

Cierra1290:

I have one!!

Me: Were you under there?
You: Under where?
Me: HAHA YOU SAID UNDERWEAR!!!!
Please post. Never been posted before.
I'll be fine if I don't get my joke featured on the blog
-Cierra1290
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Emilypeppy:

I have one for ya!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7 8 9!!

Ha Ha! I don't know why but I love that joke!

Thank you! P.S. I really want to meet you polo field and buisness moose!

WADDLE ON CP!

-Emilypeppy(My penguin name)

Jock5656:

Q. What do you get when you cross a stunt penguin with a pancake maker?
A. A flip-per!

Violt32172:

My joke is one I heard on cp: Why are penguins so popular on the Internet ? Answer: Beacause they have webed feet!

peach246:

Here's one!:
A teacher wrote the word "snew" on the board. A student asked "Whats Snew?" The teacher answered: "Nothing much, how about you?"
Get it?

peach246:

Q: What banks to polar bears go to?
A: Snow Banks!

Hufflepuff88 :-):

Me: How small is your mom?
You: I.D.K.
Me: She's so small, she could hang glide on a Dorito!

~~Hufflepuff88

Ryannemily:

Hello club penguin team, I know I have sent a few comments for this blog but I really want to thank you for posting me because that was my first time seeing my comment! As you know Club Penguin is the Rainbow puffle real and gonna come out in the puffle party? Now I'm back on topic, I love telling jokes to everyone and I would like to give you a joke, again! What did the penguin say when he stubbed his foot on the sofa? C-ouch. I would like to thank you for reading all of my comments and as some penguins say...

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P.s. Club Penguin team, YOU ROCK!

Rachelthepk:

a lady walks into a pet shop that is running a sale, she asks "do you have any parakeets left?" the shop employee says "you're in luck, all that twitters is not sold"

Akonbaby8:

Hi! I thought of this joke since it is my special day! Q: What do penguins say to each other when its their birthday? A: FLAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! Sorry my jokes are REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FLAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ANY PENGUINS IF ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!!

Popko109:

Why did the person phone the restaurant manager??
Because he wanted to TELE complaint on the food!

NyanCP:

Hello, Penguins! Say, are you saying jokes around? Well, thats fun! I'm gonna tell you a joke,
What did the puffles say to the Rainbow puffle? (IDK) Rainbow!
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Tehdudette:

I like the joke "What's the best way to catch a fish?" "Have someone throw it at you" LOL

Fruit Loops9:

I polo field! this one is my favorite. What weighs more? a ton of feathers? or a ton of rocks?
They both weigh a ton!!!

fuzzy6346:

What do you call a fake noodle?

An im-PASTA!

Thalia K:

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office?

Because he felt crummy!

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Penguia11282:

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, last night I dreamed I was a teepee, and the night before I dreamed I was a wigwam! "
The doctor says, "Take it easy. You're two tents! "

Fruit Loops9:

I have some more funny ones! What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? star fish!

why did the oreo go to the dentist? he lost his filling!
why did mickey mouse go to outerspace? he wanted to see pluto! (my favorite)
what do you call a bear with no teeth? a gummy bear!
why do fish live in saltwater? pepper makes them sneeze!
what dog keeps the best time? a watch dog!
where do penguins vote? at the North Poll!
why is a calander so popular? it has a lot of dates!

I hope you like all my jokes Polo!
Waddle on!

FRED JET:

My favorite jokes are

Patient: Doctor doctor i fell like a bin
Doctor: Dont talk rubbish!
Hope you laugh and

Me: Knock Knock
You: Whos there?
Me: Will you remember me in five minutes?
You: Yes
Me: Will you remember me in six months?
You: Yes
Me: Will you remember me in a year?
You: Yes
Me: Will you remember me in five years?
You: Yes
Me: Knock Knock
You: Whos there?
Me: See you've forgotten me already!

Hope they make you laugh- FRED JET

Pie4352:

Ha ha thats funny im gonna tell that one to my friend.

Hope1815:

Me: Do you know the word terrain?
My mom: yes
Me: How do you spell it?
My mom: t-e-r-r-a-i-n
Me: No, I-T!!

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What kind of chocolate do puffles like?
Truffles!

and...
Me: It smells like updog in here.
My friend: What's updog?
Me: What's Up Dog!!!

Indigo Ana:

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, as long as it's Gary.

Cupcake11467:

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush. :D
WADDLE ON CP!!!!!

Kaykay68515:

Hello, Polo Field!!!!! I was reading the comments and I just thought of this joke:

Q. What did the plate say to the other plate?
A. Foods on me tonight!

Also, I just thought of another one!

Q. How do you make a cow float?
A. Root beer, 2 scoops of ice cream, whipped cream, a cow, and a cherry!

Oh my gosh!!!!!!! I keeps thinking of these jokes!!!! Here's another:

Q. What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?
A. Nothing. It just waved.

That's all for now, until then, WADDLE ON!!!!!!!
-Kaykay68515

TopazGyrl:

Q: What did the narrator of March of the Penguins say when penguins told him they liked March of the Penguins?
A: Why in the world was I narrating if penguins can talk?

Rosa40333:

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation

Thruthenite:

Here is my joke!!!!

Where do all the royal chickens live?
BUCKING-Ham Palace!!!!!!!
Waddle on

Candymas:

Hiya cp!,
My favorite joke is;
Why did the penguin football player cross the road?
To get his quarterback! :D
-Candymas

gabe:

why did the hamburger go to the computer store?to get some chips get it chips for your computer

Legend5608:

What do you call a penguin who likes pens?
A PEN-guin
Lol!

What do you call a polar bear who fails?
Herbert

Peace36659:

Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A sunburned penguin!
Not that good is it?

Astha13:

Q.In which city can you not enter?
A. Electricity!

I learnt that joke from my Science mam. HOPE THIS WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!! :D

Natbat01:

Where do bulldogs like to play?
At a BOWLING alley!
I made it up myself.

Jake33949:

What goes 99 -CLUNK 99-CLUNK 99-CLUNK?
a centipede with a wooden leg!

Tminer11:

Q:What did the plate say to the other?

A:Foods' on me tonight!

I like that one!

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Orange0301:

What does a silly penguin say at a swimming competition?

April Pools!

emily44143:

I actually made ths one up! What is the most unexpected famous couple? The farmer and Adelle! I got the joke idea when my mom had an Adelle song stuck in her head and I think I was in my baby sisters room and it reminded me of the farmer song! Please post I have never been posted. I hope u like my joke! Waddle on!!!

Just chill1:

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! That is my joke.

Teddykat:

Why doesn't Rockhopper like pizza?
Because they don't have any stinking cheese!

Haloham123:

I am glad to share my humor with the penguins on 'Red Nose Day'! My joke that I used in my server visits was a classic go-to: 'How about that airline food'? Waddle on Polo Field, and Waddle on CP!

Sophie41112:

Hey, Club Penguin Team,
I've got some jokes for you!
Q: Why did the Turkey cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's not that sad!

Q: Why did the Golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole-in-one!

Thanks so much for the opportunity to let us do this, Club Penguin Team!

Dunno25 :

Q. Why was the skeleton afraid of the dark?

A. He did not have any guts!

Please pick mine! If not, never mind :(

Waddle On Polo, Moose, Daffo and Ninja!

Star Orlando:

My Favourite Joke ...... What type of karate do pigs do ? PORKCHOP!

rachelgrade2:

''I asked someone what idk means, and they said I don't know! So I asked someone else what idk means, and they said I don't know! Then I asked everyone and they said I don't know!'' That's my joke!

MeeCakeyMaky:

My joke:

What did scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it!

Zippyzam:

Here is a really funny one, I've made it smaller and it won't say the same things.

There were three penguins, Len, Ken and Pip who wanted to have a competition. They had to throw their watches in the air, run down a hill and catch them Len and Ken were too slow but then Pip threw HIS watch in the air and ran down the hill ate some pizza did some shopping played ice fishing came back to the hill, and caught his watch.

"How do you do that?" said Ken

"My watch is one hour slow!" replied Pip

Whatdaya think? It makes me LOL!

sammybest123:

Q. What do u call cheese thats not yours???!!
A. NAHCO CHEESE!!!!
Get it not your cheese

smileyb0y:

J:how do you wake lady gaga up
A:pokerface

Girlsonic1:

Knock knock,
Who's there?
An interrupting puffle
An interrupting puffle w...
BOUNCE!

Arcanitez:

What did the Penguin say after a ghost messed up his bedroom?
It's a mess-age!

Waddle on :)

Jessthepro:

1] Q:What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?
A:Glass flippers
2] Q:What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
A:Show me your mussels
3] Q:Why are Fish so smart?
A:Because they live in schools
4] Q:Which fish do you find in heaven?
A:Angelfish

I found these funny i hope you do to ! (Jessthepro)

oringe10:

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, i've got you covered!

lol :D Waddle on!

keelyh7:

cool polo field! i have two jokes Q: a cowboy rode to a town on Friday stayed 3 nights and left on Friday how did this happen? A: the horses name was Friday! here the other one Q: you enter a dark emty house you look for the light switch its not working you find a stove a candle and a oil lamp you brought a box of matches theres one left what do you light first? A:the match!

oringe10:

A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins sticking out the windows, penguins coming out the sunroof, penguin everywhere. A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn`t want a ticket he`d better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised he would and drove off.The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and the same penguins - only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses! The cop pulled the guy over and said, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!" "I did" said the guy, "Today I`m taking them to the beach!"

handsome hal:

Q What do pigs call the playground? A The mud ground! Ha ha ha! Q How does corn move around? A They ride the corn on the cab!

blake52938:

why did the football player go to the bank?To get his qarterback!

00sparkle99:

My favourite is a joke that I get of a chocolate bar/biscuit in England called Penguins. Heres two awesome jokes which I find funny and I hope you like!

Whats a penguins favourite Aunt?

Awnser: Aunt-Artica
Get It??? Like Aunt Artic :D

NEXT IS

Why dont polar bears eat Penguins? (As in the biscuit)

Awnser: Because they cant get the wrappers off!

I have been saying these at the Coffe shop for a while and people love them!!!!

Watch out for the joke master! Byeeee Waddle On!!!

From 00sparkle99 Also Feel Free to add me

blake52938:

why did the football player go to the bank?To get his qarterback!

Ella5580:

Hey team! I have 2 really funny/weird jokes 4 u! Here they go...
Me: Knock knock!
U:Who's there?
Me: Interrupting pig!
U:Interupt...
Me:Oink oink oink!
Get it? Because I interrupted!!lol heres number 2:
Me: Knock knock!
U:Who's there?
Me: Alex
U: Alex who?
Me: Alexplain later, just let me in!
Get It? Because he knocked and said his name was Alex, then said that he would EXPLAIN later! LOL
Thank U Guys! I've been playing the game for over 5 years, and I could really use some coins... THANKS!!!!!

Hiccup659:

HA! I love going to the Coffee Shop and hearing the jokes! One was so funny, my coffee came out through my beak! And I have a few jokes I made up my self... Q. What is the best meal to have at the beach? A. A SAND-wich! Q.What did one car say to the other car? A. You do the run to the store, I'm too tierd! Q. What is the most lame band? A. A ROCK-band! Tee hee! If you want to find me, I'll be in the Coffee Shop telling some jokes! But before I go, I have one last riddle... Q. What is the best computer game ever? A. Clup Penguin!

Enb2005:

How is a embaristed panda like a newspaper?
There're both black and white and red all over!

sam7469:

Here is my joke:
Herbert and klutzy are on a boat .
The boat flows ,
how is save?

Club penguin.
waddle in .

DJNINJA12:

WHAT ARE TWINS FAVORITE FRUIT? PEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL LOL LO!BYE GUYS!

gissella9:

Q) why don't girls and ladies have to be scared of sharks?
A) because they are man-eating sharks
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toocool67:

what do you get when you cross explosives whith a dinosaur?a dino-mite

gissella9:

Q) why do you have to take two pairs of socks to golf?
A) incase you get a hole in one
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Polka Dots84:

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

He wanted to get his quater-back!

Hershey727:

Hey, I got a cool joke for you.

Q: What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?

A: A coconut on vacation!

Hope you like the joke it's an original!

~Hershey727

candy8329:

My favouite was : "What do penguins sing at partys? Freeze a jolly good fellow!" It makes me laugh every time.

justdance432:

Heres my joke what did the alien say to the book take me to your reader HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Penba27:

knock knock

wo's there

Doctor

Doctor Who?

Exactly

Cool P Gal:

Where does the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

Purplyicy:

This is a classic but good joke I heard a couple times:

Q: Why are bananas loved by everyone?

A: Because they're so ap-PEAL-ing

Purplyicy:

Here's a knock-knock joke that will sure to make you giggle:

Me: Knock knock.

You: Who's there?

Me: Hoo.

You: Hoo who?

Me: Owls don't exist in Club Penguin, only penguins!

3dmario145:

what do you call card jistu with coffee? card jistu coffee!!

TallbunnY:

Q:How many penguins does it take to paint a wall red?
A:Depends on how many like ketchup.

Keep cold cp!!!! :D

Aly71:

what do lawyers wear to court?
A lawsuit!

Aly71:

How do you make a band stand?
You take away there chairs!

Aly71:

Q: What did one hammer say to the other hammer?

A: "i broke a nail!"

Aly71:

Q: How do you make a egg roll

A: You push it!

Mario988:

What did jake say to the rake?
Jake the rake.

Ss1099:

I Have 2 1.Why did the chicken with no wings go to the reausteraunt? To get some chicken wings! 2. Whats red and whaite and black all over A Penguin with a sunburn!

67890w:

2<0
2>5
5>0
What's the answer?
Rock, Paper, Scissors

Mario988:

What kind of fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!

Zani10690:

My Joke my older brother told me is, What do you do to a blue monster? Cheer him up!!!

Milly33337:

My favorite penguin joke is "What's black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in a revolving door!"

Peppy32e:

What did the winter hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead!

The jid :

This one is for Rockhopper ! What do you call a happy flag? A Jolly Roger! Don't blame me if this a Cp joke 'cos it's stuck in my head

hobosk8xs5:

what do you call a pig doing karate?

A PORK CHOP!

what has a bottom at the top?

YOUR LEGS!

what kind of key can you eat?

cooKIES!

what is the largest ant in the world?

ANTarctica!

what can you serve but not eat?

A TENNIS BALL!

what city has no people?

electriCITY!

what is round and never has an end to it?

A RING!

what do pigs give their moms on valentines day?

HOGS AND KISSES!

what do pigs do in the summer?

GO ON A SUMMER PIGNIC!

what do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?

A FROSTBITE!

what building has the most stories?

A LIBRARY?

what kind of key opens a bannana?

A MONKEY!

what do you call a pig that likes to drive?

A ROAD HOG!

what holiday can you eat?

HAMoween!

whats a pigs favourite holiday

VALENSWINES DAY!

yingyang19 says:

Q:Why couldn't the clown penguin with a banana in his ear hear?

A:Because he had a banana in his ear!

rishy25:

why did the cow cross the road?

to go to the moovies !!!

Crystal18729:

Here's my joke, hope you like it.
Q. How do you wake up Lady GaGa?
A. Poke poke poke her face poke poke her face!
Waddle on cp! ;-)

Rainflower2:

man1;my dog has no nose
man2; then how dose he smell
man1; awful
lol

Thu man:

Hey Club penguin! I have a good joke for you. It should make you laugh! HAha.

What did the glue stay to the hat?
"You go on a head! I'll stick around!"
Like it? I do. Thnx Cp
-The extreme waddle on master, Thu man

Gabby16180:

Hi Club Penguin. Here's my joke for you

Q: What's black and white and black and white and black and white?
A" A penguin rolling down a hill :)

Hope you like it. WADDLE ON CP!

pitipita:

Q: what do we always plan for and never arrives? Answer: Tomorrow!
:)

diddypiggy:

Q: Why did the prankster prefer the toy penguins?
A: They are easier to wind up!

WADDLE ON CP!!!

Luv41502:

Knock Knock

who's there?

Yodel yay hee

Yodel yay hee who?

I didnt know you could yodel!

Abi1977:

[ This is my fav I made it up!]
What did the cow want on his hotdog?
Moo-sterd[ LOL] Penguin name: Abi1977 :D

yingyang19:

hmmm... I could tell you the joke about the corn on the cob, but its to corny. Maybe the pizza, but its to cheesy.
Oh! Okay, there's four muffins in an oven. The first says, "boy, it's hot in here". The second says "Aaahhhh! A talking muffin!"
"Your full of hot air,"replied the third,"Muffins don't talk." "What's a muffin?" says the last one.

WaDdLe On!

Pen Quen22:

lololololololololollloollololool *giggles and tries to take a breath* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* tears start to fall* SO FUNNY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Petshopguru:

Here Is One! Q:What did the daddy tomato say to his son?A:Kech-up!

buddyboy699:

Me: Why do Penguins have clothing?
You: uhhh IDK
Me: Well so they are not naked!
You: Lol Hahaha!

Me: Knock knock
You: whos there?
Me: boo
You: Boo Who?
Me: dont cry its only a joke

Me: knock knock
You: whos there?
Me: bob the interrupting cow
You: Bob the interr...
Me: Moo!

Shannkelly2:

Why does a space penguin use the computer?

He wants to use the SPACE bar!

-Shannkelly2!

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Iantoy:

Q: Why is a penguin's beak not twelve inches?

A: Because if it was, it would be a foot!

Pen Quen22:

How did the last laptop break down?Someone threw it out of Windows and it landed on a sack with Apples. LOL :D Pretty funny, huh?

2553j:

Here's a joke: What do penguins eat for lunch?
"Icebergers"! Waddle on! :)

Pen Quen22:

How do you call a mouse that owns a key? Me-key Mouse.Got it? Micky Mouse and Me-key Mouse?!

TealWaddle12:

What you call a deer that drinks rain? A rain-deer

Sable8810:

I got a funny joke!
Q: Why did the penguin put his alarm clock in the oven?
A: He wanted to see time fry!
WADDLE ON CP1

Josh52214:

Hi Polo I love this idea of combining fun with fundraising! My joke is kinda like a riddle or something but here it is:A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up.
While doing this the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them but, I haven't a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Yeah, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.

"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!"
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "and we had a great time. Today I'm taking them to the beach."

Hannah74459:

My favorite joke would be

Q. Whats smarter than a talking dog?
A. A spelling bee!

Ha ha ha ha ha

I hope you like it! Waddle On!

MrPickles355:

How do you spell penguin backwards?

P-E-N-G-U-I-N B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S

Raniki66:

What happens if you cross a lifeguard with a computer?

A screensaver!

Tealwaddle12:

Q.how do you make seven an even number?
A.take the s out!

fishy339:

I made this joke up. It isn't a penguin one. It is funny though.
What do you call a teacher in love?
Mister Beat!
Get it? Missed a beat, as in my heart missed a beat, Mister Beat?
Lol. I think it's funny anyway. Hope you like it! Waddle on!

Hockey322:

Why was the penguin afraid to get a job?

A: Beacause he was afraid to get FIREd!

U rock cp

Waddle on!

- Hockey322

Hanna7154:

Q. What did the penguin say when he left his scarf and when he was barried in snow?
A. ITS SNOW COLD! ( instead of soo)
Q. What do you call something half-ninja half-Zorro?
A.senSLAY!!! (HAHA!)
Q.What do you get when you mix herbert with an skunk?
A.Winnie the P.U.!!!!!!!!
Q.What do you call herbert when he had no teeth?
A.Gummie Bear (Herbert flavored :3)
-Hanna7154

Brownie875:

I've Got Few, I hope you enjoy them:)

1. What do you call a someone who makes pottery and is hairy? Harry Potter! (I like that movie alot :D)

2. Why did the bee go to the doctor? Beacause he had Hives!

3. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

4.What type of fish like to music? A tune-a fish!

5. What fish goes together with peanut butter? A jellyfish!

Those are my jokes, hope you enjoyed them!

Fifi fifi 9:

Here's one of my jokes!

Why did Fifi fifi 9 cross the pathway?
To get to to your house/igloo!
*Knock, knock*
Who's there?
FIFI FIFI 9

Thanks CP, I hope you like it!

Brownie875:

My Fav Penguin Joke Is

A: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
B: FSH

I love this joke beacause it really makes sence and its VERY FUNNY LOL :D

Suitemaddie:

1. Q. What is the tallest building in the world?
A. The library! Because it has the most stories.

2. Q. Whay do you get you cross a penguin with pizza?
A. Last year's Halloween costume!!

3. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Polofield
Polo field who?
You left your polo in the field!

4. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in its cold out here?

5. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pizza
Pizza who
Knock knock
Who's there
Pizza
Pizza who
Knock knock
WHO'S THERE?!?!
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

#1. Was not made up by me. 2#. Was made up by me. #3. Was made up by me. #4. Was not made up by me #5. Was made up by me.
(PLEASE POST THIS TOOK FOREVER TO TYPE!)

lundyn2003:

what airline do monsters take

scare canada
diffrents air canada to scare canada

123go12:

Here's my joke:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Stop yodeling!

Snow Princess:

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Interrupting Cow!
Interu-
MOO!

XD Never Gets Old...MOO XD!!!!!

08disneygirl:

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"BREATHE!"

Classic stuff :3

Iantoy:

What did the penguin replace at the pinball machine?

The Flippers!
(Get it? Flippers are Penguin's feet)

Waddle on

Daisygirl27:

The Hollywood party was so much FUN!!! I also love the new addition to the coffee shop! I couldn't decide which joke I liked better so, I decided to share both.
Q: What´s black and white and goes round and around?
A: A Penguin in a revolving door.
Q:Who's the penguin's favorite Aunt?
A: Aunt-Arctica

Waddle on CP!!!!

~Daisygirl27~

Mega7000:

Hello everyone so this is my joke:
The teacher of Toto ask to him:
Toto you have to learn the 5 first letters of the alphabet
So Toto go home and ask his mother:
Mam what is the first letter of the alphabet?
His mother was talking on the phone and tell him:
Chhtt
So he go and ask his brother:
Brother what is the second letter of the alphabet?
His brother was watching Tv and tell him:
Spiderman!
So he go and ask his sister:
Sister what is the thirst letter of the alphabet?
His sister tell him:
Ladies first!
So he go and ask a conductor:
What is the 4 letter of the alphabet:
The conductor tell him:
Danse without clothes!
So he go and ask his grand-father:
What is the 5 letter of the alphabet:
Yes I can watch TV!
So Toto go to the school and his teacher ask him:
Toto can you tell me the 5 first letter of the alphabet?
Toto answers: Chhtt
Toto who do you think you are!
Toto answers again: Spiderman!
Toto go to the office of the director!
Toto answers: Ladies first!
So the director ask Toto:
Toto what did you do in class?
Toto answers: Danse without clothes!
Toto you re returned!
Yes I can watch TV!
Bye everyone

Magictrixie:

Here is my joke, and this is for the music fans!

Q: What's the most musical bone?

A: The Trom-Bone!
:D
Hope You Liked It!

Waddle On!

rachelgrade2:

Q. What is a monster's favorite fruit?
A. BOOberies!

Thruthenite:

Here's a funny one!

Joke: What kind of puffle can jump higher than an igloo?
Answer: Any puffle! Igloos can't jump!!!!

Hope you like my little joke, heehee!

icebat2:

What do you call a skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones! (Get it? Sherlock Bones instead of Holmes.) LOL

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Artoodee:

Why did the penguin play with arrows?
Because he was in Target!

Where did the famous penguin go to see a movie?
To the Movie Stars!

Why did the penguin make a funeral for her hair?
Because she DYED her hair!

What do you get when you cross a museum and a cow?
A MOO-seum!

What did the Three Little Pigs call The Big Bad Wolf when he puffed and huffed on their houses?
Puffles!

Thank you for reading my jokes.I made them all ! Thanks for supporting cp ! waddle on ! :)

zapper cast:

what did the penguin say to Cece? A: Cece you later!

Greeny12041:

What do you call when a penguin is working? Penking! What do you call sheeps favorite color?baaagreeeenbaaa!

kmend10:

pengin1: why are u wearing 3d glasses

penguin 2 : i want my life to be 3d

adi721:

Q : why do penguins rock in doing flips
A : cause it has flip-ers!!

saurkrauts:

So a man walked with a penguin and then a police officer said "You should take the penguin to the zoo!"
and then the man said "Ok" the next day the man had the penguin again and the police office said "Didn't you take him to the zoo?"
then the man said "Yes today i'm taking him to the movies!"

Mikabel:

Here's my joke:
A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
A :Bet
B: Bet who?
A: Bet you don't know who's knocking on your door!

Moshimon4:

Here is one:what happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden door? It wooden go!

Wipernurning:

Q: Why can't an Arctic Fox eat a penguin?
A: Because it can't open the wrapper!

Akinfenwee:

LOL!!! Wipernurning your the greatest!!! I will always admire you. Your my hero!

njp8:

one joke is, WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS WINNIE THE POOH WITH A COW? WINNIE THE MOO!another is, WHAT DO EGGS CALL JOKES? YOLKS!
PS, PLEASE POST!

Hale2001:

Best birthday present ever cp! I love laughter. Thanks for rednose day!

WADDLE ON
Hale2001

Daveyjones9:

How do you wake up Lady Gaga??? you po-po-poker face!

I hoped you liked it.

Daveyjones9 out, PEACE!

ieloulou:

What is the comunication medium of cells?
R. The CELL phone.

pinkyminky99:

Hi Polofield,I made up a good joke when I went to school.
What machine clears up yawns everyday?
A yawnmower!
I have the red nose and it is so hilarious a man could laugh his head off.
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Sundancesun:

Here's a few that I have always loved:

Why did the clown go to the doctor?
He was feeling funny!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby!

What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade?
A sour-puss!

What's the best way to watch a t-rex?
From a distance!
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Here's one that isn't really a joke, but it's funny!

From a movie:

Peaches: "So, tell me, when exactly will I get to hang out with boys?"

Manny: "When I'm dead. Plus three days to make sure I'm dead."

Hope you like these! Please read through them! They're funny!
Haha! That's a joke too! I messed up! Ok, here's what I meant to say:

Hope you like these! Please read through them! They're funny! I <3 jokes people!

Franken stin:

How do you wake up lady gaga? You P-P-P-Pokerface!

What do you get when you combind a duck a and a dog? The Duggy! (Get it? the dance the duggy?)

What Happens When A Cheerleader Toetouches? She Touches Her Toes In A Jump! (sorry that one isint as funny)

What is Red,White,and Blue? America!!! America!!

What Is Also Red,White,And Blue? A Cheerleader Landing in Ketchup In America!!

What Does A Teacher Say To A Tardy Kid And Wasint Here Yesterday? YOU NEED TO Ketchup! (Get it? Ketchup Catch Up!

What Happens When a Deer Is In The Rain? It Turns Into A Reindeer!!

(One More!)

What Happens When A Cheerleader Splits? She Splits In Half!

, Franken Stin

P.S Pick you Favorite And Post it! I Put ALOT Of Work Into It So Please Post! Thanks!!! -----------------------------------------------------------------------I mADE a lINE XD!!!!!! Random!!

Anthoguy:

What do you call an old grape?

A grape grandpa!

By Anthoguy.

LOL LOL LOL

blondie722:

My favorite joke is why did the penguin need glue? It needed to build a iglue.

Bearybear6:

One day a penguin went into a police station because his twin brother was missing. He said, "My twin brother is missing." "What does he look like?" says the police penguin, looking straight at the penguin. Haha, get it? Waddle on CP!

moshi 98246:

hi polo hope this is funny

what do you get if you cross a crocidile and the north pole frost bite

kevin20056:

Q:How did Sensei become famous?
A:He was SENSEITION!

Sunday,March 3,2013-16:00

2553j:

Here's one I think is really funny!

Frank is driving a truck load of penguins across Europe to the zoo. Near the border, his truck breaks down. Frank inspects the damage, sees his truck will need to be towed to a garage and so tries to flag down another truck for help.

Finally, David pulls over and asks Frank, "what's the matter?"

Frank says, "My truck has broken down and it is full of penguins that need to be taken to the zoo today! Are you carrying anything?"

David says, "no."

Frank continues. "Great! I'll give you 500 bucks if you take these penguins to the zoo for me."

David says, "sure."

So they load the penguins into David's truck and David drives away towards Antwerp. Meanwhile, Frank calls a garage to come fix his truck.

The next day, Frank finally arrives in Antwerp. Imagine his surprise, then, when he sees David walking down the street with all the penguins; hand-in-wing, wing-in-wing.

"What are you doing with the penguins!?" shouts Frank, "I told you to take them to the zoo yesterday!"

"I did," said David calmly, "but I had some money left over. So I'm taking them to see a movie today." :P

Waddle on CP! You guys rock!

Paolo Ice:

Q: What do you get when you sit in the snow
A: Polaroids

Mikemizanin2:

Here is my joke! Hope U like it! What´s black and white and goes round and around?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A Penguin in a revolving door.

WADDLE ON CP! -Mikemizanin2

erik55444:

why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

Meg10230:

Wow, Polofield! This is going pretty swell! My joke inculdes the audience saying the joke:
Me: "Did you hear the penguin who-"
You: "Look out for that pie in your face!"
Me:"What pie in my face?"
Smash! (There's a pie in my face)

alhashimi1:

Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?
Fred: None!
Teacher (surprised): Why not?
Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!
hope you like it my penguin name is (alhashimi1)

Clover7373:

I just thought of a good joke: Why didn't the cow want to work as a waitress? Because she didn't want to get tipped!
Giggle!

Thruthenite:

Okay here's one for ya!

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?
Because he wanted to get a LONG LITTLE DOGGY!

Waddle on!!!!

sparkles5938:

Knock knock whos there boo boo who you dont havt to cry get it boowho

Spidey306:

Q: how do you know there
Is a elephant in your fridge

A: there's a footprint in the butter

Q: how do u know there's two
Elephants in your fridge

A: u can here them talking

Ana Stacia:

One day NASA discovered that a ball point pen wouldn't work in outer space. So they started spending money trying to develop a pen that would work in zero gravity, under water, and things like that. They spent A LOT of money. Then, just one usual day at work, a man walked into the doorway of NASA. He had something in his hand. He raised the hand with the object in it and said, "I did it! I discovered the writing instrument that will work in zero gravity, and underwater!" Everyone gathered around in excitement. Then they realized what was in his hand. One man spoke up. "Is that what I think it is?" He asked in confusion. The man holding up the object nodded. It was a pencil.

Hope you liked it!

~ Ana Stacia :D

PS. Waddle on!

cathy95467 :

first of all this is a joke i made up sorry :(. Knock Knock.
whos there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door! get it!? i hope u like it

Clover7373:

How did the beaver play on Club Penguin? He LOGGED on!
Tee hee!

Justine Day:

Well, this is a great idea club penguin team! Everyone that doesn't make it into the club penguin news paper that send in jokes like all of these hilarious ones. My favorite club penguin joke would be: Q. "What do penguins sing on their birthday?" A: "Freeze a jolly good fellow!" Also I made up a joke my self, Q: "What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?" A: "A nervous shipwreak!"
That joke was partially dedicated to Rockhopper!! Have a wonderful day!!

P.S. Waddle on funny penguins!!

Clover7373:

So a panda bear walks into the Pizza Parlor and sits down. He orders a pizza, and then eats it. After he pays the penguin in charge he gets up, takes a basket ball out of his pocket, and throws it into a net that his buddy was holding for him. A confused waiter asked, "What was that all about?" He said, "I'm a panda. Look it up." as he walked out the door. So the waiter goes to the book room and gets out a dictionary and finds panda "Panda Bear: A large, furry, black and white bear. Eats shoots and leaves"
Get it? Shoots and leaves! Like bamboo shoots and leafs!

mama:

yarr says when he see a hat ''it smell like a hat.tastes like a hat.feels like a hat'' and then another red puffle comes and says hey yarr whats that and yarr says ''i think its food''

my penguin name is maor322

billybilly7:

1. What is round at both ends and hi[gh] in the middle? Ohio
2. Two teacher are applying for a job. Teacher 1 says " I would like to teach history." Teacher 2 says " Fine I'll teach her story"
3. Knock Knock. Who's There? Boo. Boo who [hoo] . Don't cry its only a joke
4. What is a pig' favorite baseball position? Short slop

Hockey322:

Me: why did i create a board game?

You: idk

Me: beacause i was board!

You: LOL LOL LOL LOL

Aquatosis:

What did the neck tie say to the hat?
"You go on a head and I'll just hang around!!!"
WADDLE ON :D

mettalic2:

what do you call a tree DJ? DJ tree k!!!!!

Ninjaoninja2:

Well ever since I have joined Club Penguin my favorite joke is Why are penguins so popular on the internet Because they have Webbed feet :D it cracks me up everytime
-Ninjaoninja2

Eaglesfan99:

me: i got a great knock knock joke u start. you: knock knock. me: whos there you. :i dont know. :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Lavender941:

My favourite joke is funny to me as a penguin:

A penguin walked into the pet shop and asked for a puffle who never sleeped and when the assistant asked why she said '' So when I play with it, it never tires out!''

I just made it up as the last place I was, was the pet shop! After all, nobody wants a puffle who tires out when you play with it!

Yarn Owl:

Okay, so there's a kid who doesn't know his ABCs. When his teacher asks him to sing the alphabet, he says, ''I don't know it yet!'' So the teacher asks him to learn it. When he goes home, he asks his dad, ''what's the first letter of the alphabet?'' But his dad is on the phone! So he says, ''SHUT UP! SHUT UP!'' So he says ''okay, thanks'', and goes upstairs to his brothers room. There, he asks his brother, ''what's the second letter of the alphabet?'', and his brother is playing a boxing video game, so he says ''bring it on tough boy, bring it on!'' The kid nods and thanks his brother, then goes downstairs to his mom in the kitchen, and asks, ''mom, what's the second letter of the alphabet?'' Unfortunately, his mom is cooking rolls and there burnt! So she says, ''FIRE FIRE FIRE!'' The boy jots that down on notebook paper, and asks a stranger, ''what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?'' The stranger is poor, so he's sitting in a trash can. So he says ,''uhhhh I live in a garbage bin!'' The next day at school, the teacher asks, ''do you know your ABCs now?'' The kid answers, ''SHUT UP! SHUT UP!'' The teacher yells, ''THAT'S IT, YOUR GETTING A SPANKING!!!!!!'' The kid says, ''bring it on tough boy, bring it on!'' Then, the kid gets spanked, and yells, ''FIRE FIRE FIRE!'' and the teacher says, '' all right, enough of this. Where do you live?'' ''I live in a trash can!''

pixsee1234:

Why
the penguin went back in time?

To get his ogga bogga on!
this is a joke i made from the prehistoric party :)
Waddle on!
~Pixsee1234

Rockingyaz:

What did the duck say to the dog?
Got any grapes!?

Pinky19768:

Why Was The Shark's Dad Upset About His Son's Grade? Because It Was Below C Level! From, Pinky19768

pimila1:

Here's my joke:

What's black, white and read all over?
The Club Penguin Times!

Waddle on,
Pimila1

penky5:

mine was. what do you call a puffle on a rainbow a rainbow puffle

Jock5656:

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!

crazyhair720:

1: what do you get when a witch is at the beach? A sandwitch!
2: wanna hear a joke about pizza? never mind its too cheesy!
3: whats the most famothing in the galaxy? stars!

Fglo:

Ooh! I got alot
1. Remember, you can't face the problem if the problem is your face.
2. What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho cheese!
3. What do you get when you cross a sloth and a hedgehog? A slow poke!
4. Why does Lady Gaga cry? Because I poker face.
5. What do you call invisable parents? Trans-parent!

joshc6:

whats a cow's favorite thing to do?
go to the mooooooooo-vies

mrkinster:

Q Why did the frog cross the road?
A It was fallowing the chicken.

Ollybolly500:

Q: Why can't Rockhopper play cards?

A: Because he's standing on the deck!

Richard1222:

Me: what does "idk"mean?
You: i dont know.
Me:WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?
You: IT MEANS "I DONT KNOW"
Me: oh....
ROFL LOL
~Richard1222

Richard1222:

Where do pirates like to eat?
At ARRRRRby's
~Richard1222

Richard1222:

Where do pirates like to eat?
At ARRRRRby's
~Richard1222

My Penny:

I got a SUPER,DUPER joke i made up * giggles before does joke * what is a penguins fave funny and new and chat show FUNNY AND NEWS AND CHAT SHOW!!!! HA HA HA HA HA so funny
hope you love it signed my penny

River Rat 01:

What did one ocean say to the other?
NOTHING! They just waved!

I'm sorta out of ideas at the moment on funny jokes..

Frankiefun 5:

My fav comment is WHAT DOES A PENGUIN SAY WHEN HE EATS FISH?
SOMETHINGS FISHY!!!

awesome10034:

Q:where do pirates go to eat for lunch A:R-bys! :D that's my joke hope u thought it was funny.By the way my penguins name is: Awesome10034! Until then Waddle On!!! :D

Darla Rae:

My jokes are

What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost

What do you call a dog who sleeps on top of your computer?
Browser

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide

trayvon22:

why did the tree slap itself?

because it was a palm tree!

every

PENGY SKIP:

Hi there CP team, here's a good one:

Q. What do penguins eat for lunch?

A. Ice Burgers

Hope you liked it.

WADDLE ON CP

- Pengy Skip

Lil Champ 27:

Hi everybody . Do you know that I got an award for best hair in the Hollywood party ? But the fact is that I have no hair.
Ha ha ha ha

Daisy40026:

i also have a red nose any ways this is my favourite penguin joke:

Q.Why don´t you see Penguins in Britain?

A.Because they´re afraid of Wales.

Waddle on Cp

ploppyfloppy:

me;what happend to the puffle when it was dusty
you,i dunno
me;it became a dust puffy

me;what did the fairy say in the big forest
you,i dont know
me;she said it was a fairy fairy big forest

me;what is herberts favourite ice cream
you,i dunno
me;its sherbert cream

me;why did the puffle disapeer
you,i dont know
me;it was a ghost puffle

me;whats three trees
you,is it 9
me;no its a small forest

from ploppyfloppy
hope u like them

Anisa 143:

Hey Everyone, I'm a big fan of the Club penguin books but I love the Joke book the most! These are my MOST FAVE JOKES. Hope you like them :)! Btw I changed them!

Ali: I think I'm going to the Changing Rooms at the Gift Shop!
Zak:Why?
Ali:Somebody stole my fave tux. And so I'm throwing a Temper tantrum!
Zak: Cant you throw a snowball instead? Why do you have to go the Changing rooms?
Ali:Isn't that a good place for fits? Or do you know anywhere else with good tailor-made fitting?
Joke 2:
Q:What letter do penguins sail on?
A: The seven C's!
Joke 3:
Jen: I know how to walk through walls!
Ken: OH MY GOD! REALLY? HOW?
Jen: I use the door!

WADDLE ON....

sarah85467:

what goes black, white, black, white, black, white?

A:a group of penguins in a revoling door! :D

it's really funny to me.i read it in the newspaper.i was like,"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"it's like the one that goes like,

Q:what's black, white, and goes round and round?

A:a penguin in a revoving door!

i dont think that ones funny,but the other one's SUPER DUPER FUNNY!! :D

-sarah85467 ;)

Little Yoshi:

What do zombie farmers say?
Grains!

Little Yoshi:

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
You don't have to cry about it!
P.S my penguin name is Little Yoshi!
Club penguin rocks!!

Lil Champ 27:

Hi guys . Do you know that I got an award for best hair? But the fact is that I have no hair . Ha ha ha ha

Mimo59031:

Here's one, I laughed soooo hard!
Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll xD

Jake70238:

Here is another joke: Q:What is something Rockhopper never wants to see on his ship? A: A sink!

:D Get it? Waddle on!! Note:My Penguin name is in my nickname spot

Frednickels:

What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Frednickels

selenadiva77:

My joke:
What is black and white (or any color ;) ) and goes round and round?
A penguin in a revolving door!!!!!!
Waddle On Club Penguin!!!!!!!!

selenadiva77:

What do penguin's have for lunch?
Icebergers!!
Waddle On Club Penguin!!!

hollysomer10:

I walk around town with my pet Badger and a police man come upto me, he said, "Go take him back to the zoo!" So i did.
The next day i see him again, he says "Thought I told you to take it back to the zoo!" So i say,
"I did, I'm taking him to the movies today!

-Hollysomer10
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Raindrop445:

What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?

A penguin rolling down a hill!

Roly61499:

guys this is a super funny joke, knock knock whos there? doctor, doctor who? you said the answer silly!!!

red498:

Q: How many Rookies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: five. One to hold the bulb and the other 4 to turn the ladder.

WADDLE ON!

Cutie Pinky3:

Here's one for you cp! From your beloved penguin friend Cutie Pinky3!

Q: Why don't you see Penguins in Britain?
~~~
A: Because they're afraid of Wales!

Hahaha!

All714:

Hey, CP! All714 here! I like the red nose day item :)
Anyways, here's my joke!
Q: What happens when a penguin talks too much?
A: They go to SenSAY!
Get it? SenSAY?
- All714

Yaha Toure:

This is my favourite joke:

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built.

Waddle on CP :D

Margeo:

I really like this joke:

Q. What looks like half apple?

A : The other half.

Hope you like it..
WADDLE ON CP!!!

Fifalela2:

Hey CP. I wanted to share my favorite joke with you..

Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?

A : Because it is too tyred.

Hahaha :D
Waddle on CP!

Topper13009:

My joke is:Q:What do you get when you cross a buoy with a sheep that has done something wrong? A: A baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad buoy!

Redhawk1233:

Where do cows go on weekends???

To the MOOvies!

mysweetyandy:

I have a few to share with you:

What type of bird knows how to wim, but can't fly?
A penguin! (obviously!)

What do a duck and a dollar bill have in common?
Ducks and dollars have bills but a dollar can't duck! (Well, maybe it can...)

Why did the penguin and spider become friends?
Because they loved WEB sites!

Thank you for reading and waddle on everyone!

fireflash000:

why did the bread cross the counter?

to get to the toaster

Sushi61015:

WHY DO SEAGULLS FLY OUT ON THE SEA.
BECAUSE IF THEY FLEW OUT IN THE BAY THEY WOULD BE CALLED (BAYGULLS)bagels

Sushi61015:

Why did the clown go to the doctor?
because he was feeling funny

Sushi61015:

Q: What's black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill

Sushi61015:

Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snow bank!

Sushi61015:

Q: What do Penguins have for lunch?
A: Icebergers.

mi a2:

Why was the broom late for school?

He swept in!

Jakethedog59:

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An inVESTigator!

I hope this joke was funny!!

-Jakethedog59

tooffee:

ques why are windows unlucky ? ans because they have panes !

10ben28:

Wos it looks awsome got one for you how do penguins make tbier igloo ? The igloo it tkgdather

59Bubbles:

Hi CP!
I'm not sure if this really counts as a joke but:
'Don't trust something just if it's on the internet on some random 'approved' site with a quote describing it.'
----Quote by 59Bubbles the Penguin

You get the joke? That is a quote! Originally it was 'picture and quote' but I couldn't put a pic on.

Waddle On Club Penguin!
-59Bubbles

briansean:

Q: what did the lollipop say to the other lollipop
A: whats up sucker
by the way my name is briansean

chuckyventia:

Why are igloos round? Because it's a snowball.

2553j:

I just thought of this one:

Q.Where do penguins go for a relaxing vacation?
A.To CLUB PENGUIN! ^u^

Blaze784:

I just copied someone on accident, so here's a different one. Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide! Waddle on, again.

Redhead42005:

Q:Why did the car cross the road A: So he could give the chicken a ride home.

abbietiger:

Why don't the most popular crisps
run a marathon?

Because there walkers

lab!:

cool

ozzy917:

my joke is How do you wake up Lady Ga Ga? You poke her face.

snowangel803:

OK, this is a joke I've made up! Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. (sigh) Who's there? Apple. Ugh. Apple who? Knock knock. UGH! WHO'S THERE?!? Blackberry, rasberry, strawberry... WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING FRUITS? Cause I'm about to play Smoothie Smash!

WADDLE ON CP!

cupcake gwen:

Q What is banana say to dog?
A Nuothing bananas don't talk

Ilyatabiox:

Heres One!

Q What Did The Rainbow Say To The Rain
A Dont You Need A Bow To Be Just Like Me?

Hoped You Liked The Joke!

Silly11p:

I love Red Nose day even though I am not in the UK i am in the USA but I still love the day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathan6318:

this is mine...Me want to hear the joke about the pencil?You yes.Me nah it has no point Get it poit and a pencil is pointy!! Well anyway WADDLE ON CP AND RED NOSE DAY!!!!

Carlin125:

*Knock Knock*
Who's There?
Wee Penguin
Wee Penguin Who?
Wee Penguin Can't Reach The Door Bell.

Later....

*Knock Knock*
Who's There?
Wee Penguin
Wee Penguin Who?
Wee Penguin Back With A Ladder.

I hope you liked the joke I made up!!!
And Waddle On Cp!!!

^Carlin125

Delight:

This is one of my very favourite jokes:What do policeman eat for lunch? Burglas!!!!! I hope you like this joke Waddle on!

Nikubhai:

I go three! ;)

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Well pull yourself together then!

Q: What do penguins eat for lunch?
A: Ice-burgers!!

Me:Knock, Knock
You:Whose there?
Me:Penguin
You:Penguin who?
Me:Not penguin who, doctor who!!

~Nikubhai ;)

BARRYBLUEY:

This red nose day is awesome!I have got loads of penguin jokes,but this is the one

Q:What kind of fish do Penguins eat at night?

A:Starfish!

Or....................

Q:Why do Penguins in a nest always agree?

A:Because they dont wanna fall out!

Jonasluver37:

Joke: Why does Rockhopper like to play darts?
Answer: Because it involves a tARRGet!

Hope that you raise lots of money for Red Nose Day!
Waddle on CP!

-Jonasluver37

Thalia:

This isnt really a joke, i've seen penguins emote hapilly when i do it. I go into the ski vilage. You know how they have so much boxes and stuff around? I go under the spilled coffee or the big boxes and say, 'I am the spilled coffee ghost... WOO... WOOOOOOOO!' OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. It's really fun!

FamilyLove33:

Hi! My favorite club penguin kind joke is: Why wouldnt Klutzy share his kale chips? He was to shellfish!
I hope you like it! Waddle on CP!

sonic143:

why did the puffle cross the road?

because he wanted to get to the puffle shop on the other side

Tornado98765:

What's a vampire's favorite holiday?

Answer: Fangsgiving

Humb:

Why are Pirates called Pirates? coz they ARGHH!
i hope you liked my joke.

bruce3330:

Q : where did the cow take his date? A: to the moovies!

woody33156:

q:what did herbert say to epf a:im cold

doolly3:

How do you get a tissue to dance? Answer you put a little boogie in it!

doolly3:

What did one valcano say to the other?
Do you lava me?
Why did tigger look into the toilet?
He was looking for pooh!
What color is a burp?
burple!
What starts with P,ends with E and has a million letters in it?
Post office!
What has forty feet and sings?
the school choir!
What did picachu say when he sneezed?
Pik-ah-ah-ah-choo!

pase16:

knock knock!
who's there?
ice!
ice who?
ice (i see) you!

jenna690:

heres my joke:
Did you here about that penguin who got his left flipper and left foot taken of?
Thats ok, he is alright!

Get it? Like 'all right' :)
Waddle on Cp!

Dragon7899:

What Suit Does a Duck Wear? I Don't Know What? A Duxedo!

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