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By Polo Field on February 28, 2013 - 17:40

Hello Penguins!

 

The Hollywood Party’s about to wrap! Thanks to all the Superstars and Directors— you made this party one to remember! Last week we wanted to know which movie stage was your favorite. Pup2602 picked High-Speed Getaway, saying:

 

High Speed Getaway is my favorite. I like the car you drive. The helicopter you fly is awesome. The fire shooting in the air as you fly is cool. But my favorite part is jumping out of the house. It's super cool and the window gets a penguin shape in it when you jump. And the house looks super cool. Plus, if you get some penguins to play there, you can do the real movie!

 

Thanks for that, Pup2602! The team loves hearing what you think of the movie stage.

 

 

Now it’s time to get silly for Red Nose Day! Head to the Coffee Shop to get a free item… a red nose like mine!

 

But before you go, tell us your favorite penguin joke in the comments. It could be one you’ve heard or something you made up. We’ll pick one that makes us laugh and feature it next week. The featured jokester will get 10,000 coins!

 

Waddle On!
- Club Penguin Team

 

Comments

Erind:

what do you call a fish the breaths without water? an air breather! hope you like my joke -Erind06

Willam1:

I have a great riddle.
Q. how many footballs an you fit on an empty football field?
A. 0 if you put one on it wouldn't be empty anymore!

nolan0612:

How do you communicate with a fish ? You drop him a line .

HAPPYPINGU33:

Q- WHAT DID THE GUM SAY TO THE SHOE?

A- I'M STUCK ON YOU !

Q- WHY CAN'T YOU PLAY BASKETBALL WITH A PIG?

A- BECAUSE THEY HOG THE BALL !

I HOPE YOU LIKE THESE THX!!!!!!!!

kigurl22:

Nice jokes everybody=D

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gholp:

where do penguins go to dance?

the snow ball!

Pingugreen6:

I have 3 heads, 5 legs, 7 arms and 444 fingers. What am I? A liar!
I love that joke, waddle on :D

Hinter1:

1.Knock knock!
Who's there?!?
Me.
Me who?
I said me,not you!
2.What do you call a bad dinosaur as a sheep?A Beeeeeeedinosaur!
3.Why do penguins always listen to the rock?Because they like to listen to rock music!

jessica4387:

what do you call a sheep with no legs A: a cloud LOL :P GET it L0L My LiTtLe BrOtHeR tHoT oF tHaT L0L

1pretty125:

what do u get when u cross coke and mist?
mister coke! (mist or coke)
plz friend me on cp if like this joke i made it up myself my penguins name is:
1pretty125

sonic:

what does a dino does after he rats? he run away for diet!

arsh28:

1.Whats black and white and makes a lot of noise?a zebra with a drumkit.

Chucker321:

What's a rabbit's favorite type of dance? Hip-Hop!

victini7224:

why is a callendar so popular because i goes on so many dates

Agent Jets:

What do call an snail riding a ship a snailor

jojo7129:

why do spiders like computers? because of the web!

rosella303:

q.what do you get when you cross gary the gadget guy and coolppool?

a. gary the gadget guy in a warm bath

kriday2:

my joke is.......
why dont snakes live in snow?
ans: because they are cold blooded
my penguin name is kriday2

Sonicmanx:

My joke: What does a clown say when he's eating food? Answer: Does this taste funny to you? XD
Waddle on Cp!

Pie4352:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Can.
Can who?
Can I come in? It's freezing outside!

Sparkle2118:

what did one detective penguin say to the other detective penguin?
somethings fishy!

How do penguins make their pancakes?
With their flippers!

Hope you like the jokes
Keep on making people laugh because YOU could be making a difference around the world
Waddle On and enjoy red nose day!!!

eedhab:

q what is the hospital for birds called?
a a birdpital

LOL,hope like my joke

signally,eedhab :]

Moo mui:

Ive got a good one.Why are pirates called pirates?
Cause they Arrr!
Arr Is Ment to mean are!

Wing1:

Heres my joke for a chance to win 10,000 coins!
Q. Where did the sheep go on holiday?
A. To baaaaaaaaaarbados!

Dizzy Popper:

What sport can a penguin do while sleeping? Snore-keling!

starbigsis:

why are monsters not scery? give up o.k they fart!

itchu:

my joke,why are ninjas good in card jitsu Answer,BECAUSE they dont listen to sensei

Ninjago40740:

what's yellow, has a pointy tip, and wants to be #1? a #2 pencil!

timtroy2:

What is a penguins favourite food?

ice-bergers

sassukiey:

Q: What's an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!

dylanzmom :

Q: what did the plate say to the other plate
A: foods on me tonight

Oreolover528:

Why did the boy bring aladder to school? because he wanted to go to high school! P.S. I made thet up myself!!!!!!!!!!

Gian478:

4 jokes here.I made them.
When sheep are angry what do they do with doors?
They baaaaaaaaaaaaang it!

What is the Apple tablet Herbert has?
An iBad!

Why did a girl marry Bert and not Herbert?
Because Herbert's name spells Her-Bert.

Why does Herbert always carry a ruler in his car?
To mean he is the ruler of CP.

pinku50312:

what do you call a bull taking a nap?
Ans: a bulldozer

sonic1759:

my joke is why is a pancake callde a pancke?
because it is a cake that you put in a pan!

Lovemyjessie:

Q: How does a penguin build it's house?

A: Igloos it together!

Waddle on penguins, Lovemyjessie:)

laking20:

Where do penguin hide? At the underwater room!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahhahahahhahahahhaha

Littledupers :

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rocky11142:

Ok my joke is:why can't leopards hide?-because they are always spotted!!! :)

Periwinkle:

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a chicken? A crock-a-doodle-doo!! - Please Post! -

Ice King Arm:

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
Dinomite.

Muito Maluca:

That one is quite funny Ice King Arm!

Penguin Ash2:

Why should you clap hard at a haunted stage? To drown out the booing from the ghosts!

superrudey22:

Enter comments
how do you make a tissue dance?
put a little boogie in it!

superrudey22:

Hope you pick my joke...
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: Arrrrrr!

Shienne1:

What Is A Boxers Favorite Drink? PUNCH!
What Do You Call 2 Banana Peels? A Pair Of Slippers!
What Did King Tut Say When He Was Asleep?I Want My Mummy!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Doris!
Doris Who?
Doris Is Locked That's Why I'm Knocking!

That's All I Could Think Of!
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Sonickobnm:

Q-In the microwave,what did the other muffin say to the tray full of muffins

A-I wish this tray a pool

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Muito Maluca:

Q: What did cookie say when it got run over by a car?
A: Oh crumbs!

I know it's not that funny but it's the only one I know that hasn't been written down (well I don't think it has but I haven't looked at all of them yet.

Waddle On CP :)

frufru259:

What organs do you find on the beach? Mussels!
Hope you liked that one!
Waddle on Club Penguin!

Brownie196:

I have to jokes for cp!
Q:
Me: Knock Knock
You:who's there
me:Knock knock
You:who's there
Me:Knock knock-
you:who's there
Me:knock knock
You:who's there
orange you glad I didn't say knock knock again.
A:
ME: Knock knock
You: Who's
Me: Moo!!!!

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Cookie Taker:

What do you call a smelly fairy? A. Stinkerbell!
What gets bigger the more you take? A. a hole
What is a puffle that has no puff? A. a fle

1buttercup4:

knock knock
who there ?
moo
moo who
moo you to

1buttercup4:

knock knock
who there ?
moo
moo who
moo you to

Dion6103:

what is a puffles favorite food?

Cream Puffs!

all mario:

Bob: i would like to buy some toilt papet
store guy: would you like our new pink toilt papet
Bob: no thanks i'll have white and i will make it brown

sean893:

what do you cross milk and a cow? a milking cow!!!

Drewrocks123:

What do bays have for breakfast?

BAY-guls and BAY-con

Talha:

Why did the elephant paint himself different colors

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box!

Pegu2:

what do you call a fish with no eyes? a FSH! what do you get when you mix herbs with Bart Simpson? you get Herbart Simpson!

Freckles9484:

What is a cow's favorite thing to do? Listen to Moosic! Get it? Waddle on cp!

allyben:

what herbert's family eat herbs

rosy98456:

OMG those were hilarious jokes!!!i have a good joke-Q.Why do pirates not know the alphabet?A.Because they always get stuck at C-sea!!!!!

Fliperfan998:

I've got one for you! Why do penguins live on ice?Because they would burn on heat
It's funny because it's true

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