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By Polo Field on July 8, 2013 - 19:16

Last week we asked What are your favorite parts about the party so far? What's the scariest monster costume you can create? 

I really liked Awesome16425's answer:  My favorite part of the party so far is how you could actually scare people with the event costumes. My best monster mash-up costume has the body of Space Squid, the head of Hardsrcabble, around its neck is Tusk's cloak, and it holds a shovel. I call him 'Squidolofulous'(Sk-wee-did-off-oh-lus). He digs up graves and scares the skeletons inside to practice his scaring skills. 

That does sounds pretty scary! *Shivers*

As for this week, thinking back to the release of Puffle Digging...we want to hear your best puffle or pet joke!

We'll pick one comment to feature in next week's Reviewed by You. If your review is featured next week, we'll add 10,000 coins to your account. Don't forget to use your penguin name so we can add the coins! Looking forward to reading all your comments!

-Club Penguin Team

Comments

Omega4000:

Hey Cp Team! Here is my Puffle Joke:

-Who are the Oldests Puffles?
-The Black and White Puffle! Becouse they are in Black and White! :P

Blastcharge1:

What did the white puffle say to the black puffle. It's ICE to see you! Get it because the white puffle can breathe ice and snow.

Adelin101:

hey Cp team! here is my puffle joke
-You know the movie Men in black 3
- what about The Penguin in black 3 or The Puffle in black 3

cjvan04:

That's Funny And I Know Men In Black (Or M.I.B S)
Nice Joke Really

Tabby47528:

What do you sing at a puffle's birthday?
Fluffy birthday to you! Haha lol
Waddle on

Dancly24:

I think you are right do you want to be friends

Articwolf125:

Sure! I would like to be friends ,Dancly24!

Dancly24:

Funny

izzyage8:

here is my joke
what is a puffles favorite thing to eat?
puffle oats

pinkerette:

Cool! Well, here is mine :D

What did the banana say... when the puffle stepped on it?

Nothing! Bananas don' t talk!
This is my favorite one! : D

skyla61577:

Q: what is a cats favorite dance

A: the cat daddy

Bam:

best JOKE ever ;)

Razzle1020:

I didn't get it for a second.

Greensim10:

Lol haha

Lila:

Cool and funny love it

Baconnocab:

What kind of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle!!! :)

Waddle on!

hightops33:

oh I love yours, Baconnocab! Super funny!

Qtpie13599:

Awesome joke baconnocab !!!!!

Pinky15375:

lol

antoniogold3:

not a puffle joke knock knock whos there? puffle puffle who? puffle UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flowershine7:

that was funny Baconnocab

Spyroshmoo:

That's super funny!

Sonitroljr:

WHOA!!! NICE JOKE!!!!!!!

BuddyJosh10:

What did the blue puffle say to the red puffle? Its nice to sea you, Because the sea is blue

Videogame100:

LOL

Lila:

I love you joke and I love the blue puffle

Ralphdavid4:

HAAHAHAHA!

JOKE:

Rainbow: it's brownout!
Red: no!
Blue: we are inside the giant puffle's mouth!

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

Xela732:

LOL! thats practically the only one I thinks funny!

Hainfly1:

A PUFFLE JOKE!

Why are white puffles smaller then other puffles?
Because they are to shy to grow up!

Master440:

yours was practically the funniest i've seen here.great job XD

Torres 126:

Funniest by far. CP here's my joke.
Q. What are the oldes puffles
A. Black and white combined!

Queenbee4379:

Think about those poor small white puffles, I'm quite sad to say that a white puffle was offended by that joke.

anyway, waddle on

englacas:

Why are Puffle O's shaped like a circle?
Because their mouth drops like a O

i know its terrible i prob wont win

Sarsi:

I think you will win good luck

Meshmoosh:

I get it!! it's a funny joke :-)

Penguinhan3:

LOL So FUNNY! Great Job! I hope you win!

Arielle1014:

I don't get what you mean

Arielle1014:

-How do penguins make houses
- they igloo it together

Karamee:

HERES MINE what do get when you mix a black and yellow puffle together THE SONG BLACK N' YELLOW i know it won't win :(

elizabeth465:

Q. What is the brown puffles favorite food?
A. Chocalate chips!

They look alike, if you put eyes and a little fur to a chocalate chip, i couldn't tell the difference so they might like each other.

Jon1176:

Good joke but chocolate is spelled like this C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E no offence but high quality joke!!!!!!!

Corn Sky:

Nice. I see black and white in old movies.

Thedrewsk:

What did the puffle say to Thedrewsk???

Nothing!!!...Puffles can't talk!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!

My name is Thedrewsk and I hope you like my joke!!!

Waddle on Club Penguin!!!!!!!!!

wildnicole12:

what do you call a sick puffle?
a puff ill

Kassy404:

Wildnicole that joke was SUPER funny also can you please add me you seem like a fun AND FUNNY PENGUIN

bellabell900:

What Kassy404 said.

Queenbee4379:

What bellabell900 said.

Mia2323323:

That's my joke

Belize9:

Totally brill! I think you'll probably win but to make your chances of winning more secure then I recommend that maybe you should try to put some capitals and fix the grammar mistakes so you have a better chance of winning! Hope I helped! Friend me, because you seem really cool!

Belize9
Waddle On!
Belize9

apollocoolio:

what did the bird say after his cage fell apart?

cheap! cheap!

Cjkenn14:

Good joke

Luna24763:

Whats a puffles favorite snack?
Puffle Truffles!

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WADDLE ON!

Sophie41112:

Aww I was going to say a joke a bit like Luna's but anyway here it is:
Q: What's the tastiest puffle?
A: Puffle Truffle!
P.S: Cp, It would be cool if you added truffles that you could feed your puffles! :)
WADDLE ON CP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kidz bop 24 Fan:

I Like the name #WADDLEON/#WADDLE ON! It's cute!

jujugins:

my joke is a pet joke. i think it is quite funny. here it is.......

how can dogs stop a video game?
THEY PRESS THE PAWS BUTTON!

cookie10415:

that one was actually funny for a non puffle joke.

Icywaddles6:

That is the best one I have read yet jujugins.

Greendudelol:

good one! I like that joke!

fghhngj:

thats sooooo funny!! Could u add me??

DARKMISTY:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THATS REALLY FUNNY

Thedrewsk:

What did the puffle say to the penguin???

Nothing!!!...Puffles can't talk!!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!

My name is Thedrewsk and I hope you like my joke!!!!

Waddle on Club Penguin!!!!

marlen:

I like your pet

Lillianna564:

Hi CP team! I'm so excited to post this! Hope you like it! This is just a funny story though.
Once upon a time there was a white puffle who loved tomatoes. One day she turned red from eating too many tomatoes. That's how we got red puffles. WARNING: This story is NOT true. Thanks!
And congrats to anyone who wins. :) WADDLE ON!

Aquagirl5904:

Hi! It's me, Aquagirl5904!

Sinya8:

I have four

1.why do puffles waddle
answer: because they are like punguins

2.why did the puffle cross the road
answer: to get to the other slide

3.why did the white puffle escape
answer:to get to the owner

4.why did the puffles like banana
answer:beacause they are puffle minions

Moto4:

Ohh I get it

Disny35:

My fav puffle is my rainbow puffle (dash)he is the best puffle ever

Springy3:

I ALSO NAMED MY RAINBOW PUFFLE DASH! : )

bla:

my first rainbow puffle was called Sorbet

pict44:

i also named my puffle rainbow dash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waddle on

Calissad999:

i named mine's Rainbow Dash Lol

cocoa:

rainbow dash?

Sarsi:

Ha ha ha it's really funny

Thedrewsk:

What did the puffle say to the penguin???

Nothing!!!...Puffles can't talk!!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

My name is Thedrewsk and I hope mine is the winning joke for 10,000 coins.

Waddle on Club Penguin!!!!

Meisha:

I say the Dalmatian.

BronyNinga :

Q:What is a Evil Dog's Best Plan
A:World Dalmation !

Q:What Does a Puppy Buy at the Movie Theaters?
A: Pupcorn !!!!

Q: What Does a Kitten Buy at an Carnival?
A: Kittycorn !!!!

Q: How does a Parrot say Parents?
A: Parrots!!!

R: A Boy Named Brony Rode his Pony on Friday. The next day he rode on Friday. How is This Possible?
A: The Pony Was Named Friday !!!!

R: The Man Rode a Car. He Walked. How is This Possible?
A: He is a name of The Man's Cousin's Dog!

Nettra :

To BronyNinga, I like the puppy 1 best!

Brony Ninja:

I had to do this because I ran out of letters. So if you loved or liked my jokes/riddles please reply. These riddles/jokes are dedicated to my pet and puffle friends.
P.S: It is allowed to use my jokes/riddles

Yours Truly,
BronyNinja

Cool secret 1:

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Club p
Club pe
Club pen
Club peng
Club pengu
Club pengui
Club penguin
Club pengui
Club pengu
Club peng
Club pen
Club pe
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DARKMISTY:

I LOVED ALL YOUR JOKES BRONY NINJA!!!!!

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WADDLE ON!!!!

T0xiccfang12:

What did the red puffle say to the black puffle? ...

-"This puffle is on fire!"

Get it!!??

Ralphdavid4:

THIS PUFFLE IS ON FIREEEEE!!
THIS PUFFLE IS ON FIREEEEER!

Thedrewsk:

What did the puffle say to the penguin????

Nothing!!!!!!...Puffles Can't talk!!!!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!

My name is Thedrewsk and I hope you pick my joke!!!!!!

Waddle on Club Penguin!!!!!!!

Bittu :

Very funny !!!!!

Husky Nick5:

Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept running.

Arielle1014:

I love club penguin
It's toats fun

Roxy7385:

What do you call a fluffy puffle?
A fluffle!

Hope you like,
Roxy7385 ;)

Jimstyle:

Hey CP team hears my puffle joke: why did Aunt Arctic let her purple puffle do a newspaper? Because all the puffles want to read something! WADDLE ON CP Team

katey567:

great joke

Purrpura2:

Q:Why are puffles call puffles?
A:Because there Puffy!

Juan:/:

That is real

Sonic7601:

I see what you did there

Dellabella99:

Great joke I like jokes old school you should win second place and win penguin of the day!

Dellabella99:

To be a should you should not have to explain it only if it's bad and people don't get it❕

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Lila:

Cool I get it it's in the black and white day that = the black and white puffles

Isaacedward:

Wow! I think you really deserved that

pumpkin304:

here is my joke, what is a cats favorite nap a cat nap!

puppycutepen:

hey cp this is a pet joke,
why did the rabbit eat the earrings
because it was made out of 9 carats of diamond

poppit2512:

Hang on there! Not funny:/. This is funny stuff:
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See! Hahaha! Waddle on#

Dudeles:

What did the veggies say at the party?
Lettuce turnip the beet!

coolgirl4647:

What does a puffle think after eating a Puffle O?
They are Pufflicious!

Arielle1014:

- why are penguins always on the Internet
-because they have webbed feet

i love CLUB PENGUINE :

hahaha awesome joke hahaha

1999bloo:

How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button!

Icystorm 9:

A penguin is pufflesitting his neighbors puffle while she is at a meeting in the next room. So he asks "What should I feed your puffle for lunch?" So his neighbor says "Anything you want! Just pretend I'm not here!" So while his neighbor is in the conference room next door right in the middle of a meeting, the penguin pufflesitting calls and says "You told me to pretend you weren't here, so I called. What should I feed your puffle for lunch?"

Pen Quen22:

Hmm... I don't know many puffle jokes, but here's one:
Q. How did the Penguin remembered that hadn't fed his Puffle?
A. He had named it Waffle.

1999bloo:

Where do you put barking dogs?
In a barking lot!

silvermist14:

I once took my puffle to a basketball game but my puffle was mistaken for the ball. lets just say the fur went a flying. LOL. Giggle on!

Hudson29:

Why did the puffle eat pie?
because it was hungry

Dancly24:

Do you want to be friends

Ninja8230:

I like my pet red puffle because we have known each other longer than any puffle I have ever adopted.
We also look after each other. We go surfing together and do stunts . That puffle is my pet red puffle Ninja.

pip9999:

noknok

Dmack17:

Who was the first puffle president George Puffington!

Georgia 8080:

Great joke ! :D !

Luna24763:

hehe good one! a twist on the one in the book i think!

Ash80461:

lol if I did that I would be lathing so much I would faint

Like jokes:

Q:What does a dog say when it rubbed it's foot on sandpaper?

A:"Ruff Ruff"!

Flashbutter:

Q: How many puffles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Ummm... How would they? They don't have hands!

Iamnotsureiunderstand:

What???????

Iamnotsureiunderstand:

No wait I get it now!

I beg of your forgiveness

Fungirl45:

Good one!

Richard1222:

Mine is:
A.where was a Puffle born?
Q. In the spanish server "Puffle Landia"!
~Richard1223

Footballboi0:

What is a puffle's favorite snack? A Puffleberry Smoothie!

Tesset:

I Have A Little Funny Story: Puffy Or Fluffy?
PURPLE PUFFLE.Hello Puffy!
PURPLE PUFFLE.Wait Or Are You Fluffy?
BLUE PUFFLE. No Thats Fluffy!
* Blue Puffle Rushes Over To The Other Side*
BLUE PUFFLE. Hi Dancer!
PURPLE PUFFLE. Hi Fluffy!
BLUE PUFFLE. Im Not Fluffy He's Fluffy!
* Purple Puffle Moves Head Back And Forth*
*Blue Puffle Zooms Side To Side*
PURPLE PUFFLE. WICH ONE ARE YOU!
YELLOW PUFFLE. There's A New Blue Puffle Named Fluffy Cool! Im Fluffy!
PURPLE PUFFLE. Huh?

Pie person :

I don't get it

L U K E 5 8:

I have no idea what you just said. LOL!

Bellabell900:

Huh!?! What do you mean?

Legittrain:

Puffles are cool
Are they?
True!

uru76854:

What do you call a puffle in a bakery? A cream puffle! Get it because they are cuddly?

Mr pickie:

Why didnt the Puffle say ''Happy Birthday''
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.
Why??
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Because the Puffle was too busy eating the cake

-Mr pickie

Comet 79276:

I have 3 first What do you call a puffle with a cold? A snuffle! Second is What pet makes the loudest noise? A trum-pet! last is What do you get when you mix a puffle and chocolate? Truffles!

atatad:

(Joke from the point of view from of a green puffle.) So Gary built this so-called puffle transelator, and is using me and another green puffle as guinea pigs. Then he starts teaching us about his thingy. Then I got in a conversation with the other puffle, but then he comes over and asks" Why are you having a conversation when I'm teaching?" So I said why are you "Why are you teaching during my conversation?"

Firebowl34:

Why is the white puffle so chill? Because it is so cold

Springy3:

Hi Club Penguin My best puffle joke would be this one What do you get when you mix a puffle and chocolate? A truffle!

Tt124:

What is the rainbow puffles favorite candy? Skittles!

kitkatkait1:

my favs from club penguins waddle lot of laughs

HAL: where are you going?

IRA: i'm going to buy some new sunglasses and a puffleway

HAL: what's a puffleway?

IRA: anywhere from eleven to eighteen pounds

funny right? waddle on cp!

Aa913:

Kitkatkait1,
I don't get it...

Cillianoc1:

Hmm that's a bit like cheating I think they mean to make one up

Hightops33:

I don't really get it...

Marvelfan:

Yo Polo! My best pet joke is... At what time is a cat really afraid?

Tree o'clock!

Waddle on CP!

Connor Sak:

What do you call a musical puffle? A trum-pet!

lushia:

i have a good one! its about a real pet.
Q. what did the hamster said to the dog?
A. "i have a bone to pick with you."
waddle on!

Pokemaster07:

Knock Knock, who's there? Puffles Puffles who? Can we see Sensei? No, Knock Know, who's there? *silence* Uhh Hello? NOOOO *ISLAND BLOWS UP* Moral: Never wake a sleeping Sensei!

Pinky15375:

lol

Meshmoosh:

hahahahaha funny!!
p.s. hi!

Jock5656:

I've got one, here it is: Why can penguin's pets get really sick? A. Because they're puff-ills!

skully4117:

what do you get when you cross an online game with a restaurant?

a server!

Rock the field:

I have one why is my pizza smashed you told me to make it and step on it then why is it a shape of a flipper instead of a hammer because Its a flipper pizza smash o and one last one what do you call a penguin with a shiny 1$ bill a sleek beak and 2 more I think I'm going to go inside the changing room inside the gift shop to throw a tantrum why inside the changing rooms? Isn't that a good place to throw fits? Hope I get chosen and please laugh whitebear16.

L U K E 5 8:

Awesome joke, i bet it could totally win, but, it is supposed to be about a pet or puffle. try using that great joke when they want to hear any kind of joke.
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xJemx:

LOL! super funny!

bobbuttersin:

My joke is: What does a puffle think after eating a Puffle O?
Answer: O this is pufflicious!
hope it the winning joke :)

bobbuttersin

Purplepal555:

What Did The Orange Puffle Say In The Candy Store?
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Nothing! It Was To Busy Eating! - Purplepal555

Lego Rules2:

I tried to think of a good joke, but everything I thought of was way too "PETTY"! Get it? Petty? Pet? Anyway, Waddle on!

Tuxemoe:

A couple of puffle owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter:

“My dog is so smart,” says the first owner, “that every morning, he waits for the paper-penguin to come around. He tips him and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee.”
“I know,” says the second owner.
“How do you know?”
“My puffle told me.”

Micky:

Why do people say what because the what's gonna take it by cash

Violet cutest:

Hey how come that does not sound right to me? I dont really understand how it is petty isnt the jokes supposed to Petty? So was that won of ur jokes? If it was Nice thinking!!!! Anyway JOKE ON CP

Loogo 131:

I have two eyes, am very fury, and fully red. What am I?

A: A white puffle who just ate a halapino pepper!

pewdiepie965:

which puffle likes sports sport my red puffle

Violet cutest:

hahahahaha Awesome!!! That is like the winning joke!!!!

Batreeqah:

Q: What is the biggest puffle?
A: The Jumbo puffle.
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Q: Why did the puffle cross the road?
A: To Get the other puffle.

Halloween 22:

A: What's a Orange puffles favorite sport?

Q: Boxing!

Dj Qacker1:

Q: why is a black puffle good at work?

A: Because its on fire!

softkitty162:

why did the puffle cross the road?
so it could squeak at the other side!

Waddle On!

Puffle Pal26:

Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
A: Take the words out of his mouth!

Impurrfect X:

'Knock knock!' 'Who's there?' 'Yellow!' 'Yellow who?' 'Yellow puffle!' 'Knock knock!' 'Who's there??' 'Yellow!' 'Yellow who...?' 'Yellow puffle!' 'Knock knock!!' 'WHO'S THERE!?' 'Orange!!' 'ORANGE WHO!?' 'Orange you glad I didn't say yellow puffle? Oops-- Just did!'

Miss Pokea:

Joke 1: Smart Chess Dog
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

lol

sisalou:

what do call a lollipop shaped like a phone?A LOLlipop! srry it wasnt tht good

sisalou:

Also why is there star wars characters when you click log in is there gonna be a star wars party?

Violet3899:

You didn't hear about the Star Wars Takeover this month? It starts on July 29.

Artkid01 :

Yes, there is gonna be one =D

Slidur:

Q.What did the puffle say when it ate too much beans?
A.I'm puffed like a pillow!

Iron Man4950:

Knock, knock. Who's there? Blue puffle. Blue puffle who? Blue puffle bouncing on your door all day!

Disco Mickey:

Q: If you want to sing Party Rock Anthem (THAT SONG ROCKS!!!) in Club Penguin Style,
what do you say instead of, "Every day I'm shuffling!"?
A: "Every day I'm PUFFLING!

Slidur:

Q:What did the dog say to the cat when he was leaving?
A:Cat-ch you later!

waddles1528:

LOL, THAT'S FUNNY!! :P

Kibbles rock:

1.Q:What did they say about the black puffle party?
A:It was on fire!

2.What do you call a boa that doesn't breath?
A.A Boa-Constrictor!

Disney56789:

Q: What do you call a dog that's been under the sun?

A: A Hot Dog!

Jasper2225:

Here is my puffle joke:
BLUE PENGUIN: Hey, I'm trying to teach my puffle new tricks.
BROWN PENGUIN: *Stares at Blue Penguin*
BLUE PENGUIN: Sit, Fluffy, sit!!
BROWN PENGUIN: Is it sitting?
BLUE PENGUIN: I have no idea.

NOTE* This joke might seem better if you picture it in your mind.

sum23:

what is a purple puffles cold called

dance fever

Disney56789:

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Queen6641:

Q: Where do orcas hear music?
A: Orca-stras!

Queen6641:

Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.

Disney56789:

Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button.

sum23:

why are white puffles so cool

they are always chilling

Disney56789:

Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hiss-story

Queen6641:

Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
A: Take away the g!

Queen6641:

Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A: Porkchop!

Disney56789:

Q: What is black ,white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt penguin!

Sparty353:

What did the yellowpuffle say at art class .......... it Is perfect.Pleas cp has to be the winning joke.

turtwigtrain:

Whats black and white and spinning around and around? A black and white puffle in a revolving door!

Mike4538:

I have a joke.
Why do teachers bring pets to school?
Because they're teacher's pet!

Willam1:

Penguin1: My cat died.
Penguin2: But cats have nine lives it couldn't of died.

Willam1:

What kind of dog tells time?
A watch dog!

Jakjlsjljv:

Q. What's the most important part of a house for a dog? A. How big is its roof.
Rhetorical Question. What happens when you completely shave a puffle?
Q. What is a rainbow puffle's favorite song? A. Over the rainbow.

mray89:

Q: what puffle eats noodles , makes videos and says i do not want puffleo's i want noodles

A: a think noodles puffle

L12312:

Q. What did the white puffle say to the penguin when the penguin wanted something hot?
A.I rather have something cold
-L12312

Mika21694:

My best puffle is the very first puffle I ever got!It's name is Mia and she's a blue puffle.She has helped me dig coins:DShe aslo hangs out with me and we play soccer,NUMBER #1 SPORT :DI hope all of your puffles hang out with you,just like mine!I also have a puffle joke,

pink puffle:Hey slobber watcha' doing
orange puffle:fyip(stands for for your information puffle)I DON'T SLOBBER!
pink puffle:uhhh yes u do!
orange puffle:no I don't!!!
pink puffle:YES U DO
Will it ever end?..............

Pink64331:

*Blue Puffle* -Sees Top Hat- Hmmm.... What is this? Looks Like A Hat. Smells Like A Hat. *Sniff Sniff*

*Blue Puffle Rubs agenst Hat* It Even FEELS Like A Hat.....

*Purple Puffle Comes In* Hey Fluffy, What's That?

*Blue Puffle* I Think Its Food.

Oh Silly Blue Puffle!!

dovel1:

Q.why can't a cheetah cheat on a test
A.he /she will always be spotted

Q.what did the black puffle say after he ate a puffle berry
A.uh-oh

Bunny26889:

What did the hairy puffle say when its friend got kidnapped?

"We must furry before its too late!"

Dracumira:

Joke: What Did The Dog Say When It Was At The Graveyard?
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Nothing! It Was Too Busy Chewing Bones!!

(mines a little creepy.. Hope It Wins!)
<3 Dracumira

Agent Mk10:

Fluffy, the blue puffle, said something to his owner on the coldest day on Club Penguin,"I would have boots if I could."

Not really a joke but
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Chicachew:

What do you call a puffle in a problem?
A piffle!

pouffy4:

hi my favorite puffle joke is: the orange puffle enter in the pizza parlor he eat what is not eat? : the penguin

pouffy4 :)

Atlayla:

What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?
A white penguin holding his breath!

Pingafass123:

Q. How Do You Spell Puffle Backwards?

A. Easy! P-u-f-f-l-e B-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s

LOL ~Pinga!

zekrom503:

Q: What do you call a blue puffle?

A: Sad! Do you get it? People who are sad are referred as blue.

Funguy5915:

What is the loudest instrument in a marching band
A: a trum-pet

By funguy5915. waddle on penguins :D

Coolpeng4507:

Why did the purple puffle like dancing with the stars?

Because she likes to dance in the sky!-Coolpeng4507

Caseytiger89102:

I'm not to good at jokes but here it goes
Knock knock.whos there? Who. Who who?i didn't know you where an owl
Here's another one
Knock knock. Who's there ?puffes who?thats you name puffeswho

Cooleng4507:

Here's another one,
Why dont hamsters like the rain?
Because it rains cats and dogs!-Coolpeng4507

Celticsfan22:

Why is a neat puffle good at playing cards?

Because he knows how to fold!!!!,

Florecitam :

Two are
How did puffle get a rainbow?because it went on a rainbow!
Why puffles are spys? Because they spy

Shadowcat1:

What do you call a Puffle who can't hear?

A muffle!

Swimmie15312:

What do you call a puffle with a cold? A Snuffle

smile41:

Hi Club Penguin Team Here Is My Puffle Joke!

Why Didnt Gary Pick The Orange Puffle But Picked The Brown Puffle For The Best Machine Contest?

Awnser: The Orange Puffle Was So Hungry That He Brought Socks ! (The Orange Puffles Fav Snack is Sock) Btw My Cp Name Is Kimmy506

zoom zoom103:

why did the purple puffle cross the road

it didn't it flyed across for designer shoes

zoom zoom103:

why is the white puffle old

because he has white hair
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artsy505:

what happens when a puffle gets an allergic reaction?
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they PUFF aLE up.

Medipper:

My joke is one I made up I think. Okay here it is:

What do you call a Puffle that fell in the trash? Huh?
A Puffew! Waddle on!!!

Firelord2908:

I have so many puffles!!!! But out of all of my awesome pets I have a favorite and its !MY RED PUFFLE! Here's the story.
I was a non member at the time and I was carrying my flippers to the Pet shop then I came across a Red Puffle as I chased it too its resting spot I thought it was perfect!!!! I went to get the adopting papers and I adopt that same puffle I got a collar but then I notice he needs a name so I thought but then ' ZING ' I thought of one so I named him 'LittleFlare'!!

Barbie81627:

Ok, so, my best pet joke was created by texting my friend Jessica. Since she has parakeets and the females fight, since they have baby chicks, and I said, "Then you must have a lot of chick fights!" *hopefully you got it*

Neezy2:

What is fluffy, round, jumps around alot, and can turn on fire but has no arms and legs? A black puffle with the flu!

9n9n9n:

9n9n9n's joke:
Q: What did the puffle named Squeak do to try to get the penguin named Squeak's attention?
A: He Squeaked
-9n9n9n

Firstr:

what do you call a sticky puffle? a STUCKle!

Moongletter:

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says y do you have such a long face
Cuse he's a horse

Sarah85467:

My fav puffle is my purple one named sparkle. She wears a tiara and the reason she's so special is that when I got rid of most of my puffles, (to much work lol) her and snowy my little white angel were my only ones. Snowy left during my long break from cp in November, but sparkle, stayed! But it was a lot of work to get her back to ok status. Now I have more puffles, but sparkle is always gonna be my fav of them all, even my rainbow puffles!

Mikey:

Q:Whats happens when you tell a turtle a joke?
A:His shell cracks up!

Penguinisai2:

Question:What happens when a orange puffle is hungry and locked in a igloo?

Answer:It eats the whole igloo with nothing but the other puffles left!!! Thank you,thank you,I'll be here all week!!! ;D

WADDLE ON CP AND HAVE A PUFFLE-TASTIC DAY!!! *Bows*

Drorie:

Here is one of my best puffle jokes, featuring the Lorax and the Onceler, from The Lorax:
The Onceler is trying to cut a truffula tree. The Lorax says: "I speak for the trees! Don't cut this truffla...
He looks up, and instead of "truff" on the trees, there were dozens of puffles in the branches!
The Lorax continues...Don't cut this puffla as you please!

Supernoah11:

Q.Why did the puffle go to the cat?

A.To show the difference between a hairball and a puffle!

dragonboy653:

blue puffle: hey dustep! are ur coming to join the party???
black puffle:I am fuffly!
blue puffle:but you are just siting there with ur headphones!
are you going to have some fun!?
black puffle: yes I am! I am just listening to the song the party starts now! wanna listen?
blue puffle:sure!
fuffly listens to music . . .

later . . .

blue puffle:wow now I am having fun!
black puffle: nah it is boring now wanna go to the party?
blue puffle: nah I am busy listening to this!

lol

BOOTS04:

Q;WHERE DO PUFFLES GO TO WHEN THERE HUNGRY? A; THE PUFFLE GROSRY STORE LOL!!

bugman31:

Ok a green puffle, a blue puffle and a white puffle walk into the Coffee Shop. The white puffle gets an iced tea, the blue puffle gets water and the green puffle gets nothing to drink, but when the walk out the fullest is the green puffle! How did this happen? The green puffle got nothing to drink, but had a lot of pie!

Dafunkyazn3:

What do you get when you mix a puffle and chocolate? Truffles!

kaily54:

Q. What did the dog press to stop the movie???
Give up?
The PAWS button!!
GIGGLE ON XD!!

Powerdown:

Why did the Sheep Cross the Rode!?

Because he was Waiting for his Friends on the Other side of the Rode!

Huh Not that Good but its pretty funny for me hehe

legozacc:

Why did the puffle cross the road?

The choken was retired!

Legozacc:

*Chicken sorry typo that totaly killed it.

snowball6672:

Heres mine
A puffle gets taken to a toy store the puffle wanders off and gets mistaken for a toy.A kid takes the puffle home and says to his mom"Hey mom look at my furry.
Hope you like it Polo Field and other CP Team.
P.S. first off Polo thanks for postcarding me in Field Friday and second can you thank Spike Hike for the postcard for me thanks.
Waddle on

snowball6672:

Q: A orange puffle and a penguin walk into the pizza parlorthe penguin orders a pizza when they get the pizza its gone who ate it.
A: Ok we all know this one the orange puffle yet when the orange puffle ate it there was one piece left so who ate that.
A2: Easy the person who made the pizza.

Kooler1023:

What does the Green Puffle say to the Yellow Puffle and White Puffle?

A: "I'm just flying by the time"

cute pepito:

What puffle can fly on food?A pop nyan tart puffle! :)

epf puffle:

cp team why didnt other puffles join the epf because there to busy having fun

-moonlight501

Avery66224:

Puffle- Hi, would you like a puffle O? Teddy bear- No thanks, i'm stuffed. I loved this joke since I joined club penguin, hope you like it :-)

Sharpey2:

What did the orange puffle say to the puffle shop worker?
Nothing, he just started looking for cookies
OR a riddle
What is GREEN AND WHITE?
a green puffle falling on the stairs ;)
Hope you like them! WADDLE ON PENGUINS!

epf puffle:

why did herbert never get a puffle because he was a puffailure
-moonllight501

tebitas3:

My Best Puffle is Art His Easy To Take Care Of And And One Day We Went In The Forest And Found Coins And We Took A Break And Wash Him Feed Him And More And It Was Nice To Have Art =) And That's My Story And I Hope U Enjoy it Bye

Rex Diaz 1:

Here is my joke.....

What do you call a fish without a eye....

A FSH!!!!!!!!

Beanie55555:

Here is my first Club penguin joke :D
Kay: *Knock Knock*
Jade:Who is there?
Kay: Pet!
Jade:Pet who?
Kay:Pet my puffle obviously!

Waddle on!

Trickr Treat:

A brown puffle went to the coffee shop. He sat next to another brown puffle.
He looked at the puffle beside him. He said "If you can eat anything in the world what would it be?"
The other replied "I have a song for you: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O... O IS MY FAVORITE FOOD!"
"Uh... ok?"

bellabell900:

I don't get it.

Ally:

It might have something to do with puffle o's

Brisly:

Q. What is a rainbow puffle's favorite thing to wear?
A. A rain-BOW.

CLND 2:

my joke is: Q. what do you call a dog's phone? A. a telebone !

Rainbow566:

So one penguin with his puffle say to his friend I'm trying to teach my puffle some tricks" he then tells his puffle to sit.His friend asks "Is he sitting?" The owner says "I HAVE NO IDEA!" LOLOLOLOL
-Rainbow566

Harly4ever:

well didn't you do the same thing in 2011?I'll just tell one anyways!My favorite is the blue puffle because it is my favorite color and represents me alot!I like to play ball outside on the grass.So here's my joke!
Q: Why did the puffle float?
Why?
Idk i was asking you!
A: wow that was so funny i forgot to laugh :I
I know i'm very bad at jokes.
Ok here's my REAL JOKE!
Q: Why was the man hungry at the pet store?
A: Cause he saw a hot dog!

Zooey1881:

What should you name a brown puffle-or
What should you name a white puffle-eo
Together it's Oreo
Get it cause an Oreo is brown and black

Brisly :

Q. What do you call pengiuns and puffles as food?

A. Two P's in a pod.

Roger v:

How does a penguin build its igloo? Igloos it togother!

anthony42287:

why did the green puffle fly a way from its owner?To go to the pet shop and get some puffle oS.
thnx i hope u like the joke and pick the best joke and be kind about it! -Anthony42287.

seara60476:

This is my puffle joke: Two puffles were hanging out ( a black and a white puffle). Then the white puffle said "Lets play a game!" "Like what?" said the black. "How about tag?" "Nah!" the black puffle disagreed."How about Mancala?" he asked hoping his friend will say yes. "Hmmm...Nope!" The little puffle felt annoyed and said to the black " Come on, man!" "Why do you have to be so cold!!" hearing that the black puffle set a flame. Just then a blue came and said "Ha! You got burned!"

Pizzarockz22:

why did the puffle want to eat puffle os.
Answer:because it was hungry.
-Pizzarockz22

Rainbow566:

I have some jokes I hope one's a winner - rainbow566
1.What do you get when you mix a puffle and chocolate?
Truffles!
2.How do puffles like their dinner?
O Berry well!
3.What pet makes the loudest noise?
A trum-pet!
4.What’s cute and fluffy and jumps a lot?
A puffle with hiccups!
5.What did the banana say when the puffle stepped on it?
Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
6.Why did the puffle cross the park?
To get to the other slide!
7.What do you call a puffle with a cold?
A snuffle!

Abcxyz99:

A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk.
Bartender: "Yeah! Sure...go ahead."
Man: "What covers a house?"
Dog: "Roof!"
Man: "How does sandpaper feel?"
Dog: "Rough!"
Man: "Who was the greatest ball player of all time?
Dog: "Ruth!"
Man: "Pay up. I told you he could talk"

Jtty1:

A puffle is in the army he sees the launch button for missilles so he kept touching it and said I want my launch

pingu69888:

Q. how does a puffle fly?
A. it tries to 'puff' air heave-'L-E'

Pinky15375:

...I got nothin...

penny2415:

What do you call a puffle when it gets in a skirt a ruffle... Wow this is bad!
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Techno Taco:

Why Do Puffles Dig Their Noses?Because They Wanted All The Gold!

Unclestan:

Q. What did one puffle say to the other puffle?
A. Well don't ask me! I don't speak puffle!

Techno Taco:

Enter commentsHellow Club Penguin Here's My Joke: Why Do Rainbow Puffles Eat Skittles? Because They Wanted To Taste The Rainbow :D Sorry I Forgot My Name

Yehyehyo:

Who caught the puffle stealing the food?

The fuzz!

P97698503:

Knock,Knock. Who's there? Puffleee . Puffleee who? I didn't know you could yoldel

Candycane12:

That's a great joke!! PUFFLEE WHOO!!!!

Mr Niceberg:

What did the black puffle say to the other puffle? Is it hot in here or is it just me?

hockey610:

a penguin walks in to another penguin's igloo because the owner claims he can give you a puffle of any color. "i'd like a rainbow puffle," says the customer. "sure thing," replies the shopkeeper. he stacks up one puffle for each color ( except the rainbow and red puffles ) in an arch. "i said a rainbow colored puffle" says the customer. "i know," says the owner. "but we're out of red paint."

NOT hockey610:

That was a hilarious joke (did i spell that right?)! LOL! ROTFL! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Legitswag:

My joke is: What is a rainbow puffles favorite snack
Answer: Skittles!

Beatboxjoe:

Penguin 1: do you have a pet?
Penguin 2: yeah his name was ninja. He loved hide and seek.
Penguin 1: what happened to him?
Penguin 2: well we're still on game one.

Xela732:

I don't get half of these jokes but heres mine-
Why did the puffle cross the road?
to get to get to the box of puffle O's

I know, its horrible right?

Sandy115:

No. I think it's funny

Dove1234:

What do you get when you mix a puffle with chocolate? A truffle!

Dove1234

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Yehyehyo:

I had a puffle that lived with me and my roommate. One day he knocked over some hot sauce onto the burning stove. When I came back and saw smoke coming from the house, my second thought was, "I gotta call the fire department!". My first: "Oh no, my roommate is making dinner again!"

Fxss6:

What is puffle?

Puffle is Puffle

its cannot win this

Fxss6:

Penguin: Puffle why you not yet dig items? why you just dig up coins?

Puffle : Because club penguin has not been released the puffle dig up items!!!

Goofyguy1:

what did the red puffle say to the pink puffle?

...........*squeak*

Cyclones 20:

My Joke is about Dogs
What do you call a dog in the parking lot? A barking Lot

flamedjake:

HI im flamedjake and my joke is pretty HILAREOUS here it is girls and guysQu: Why was the penguin so angry when his puffle was having mid-night snacks.A: Each time the puffle chewed he went , MUFFLE MUFFLE !!!

Legitswag:

What did the puffle say when there fur was all gone

Chubakka!

kerepe:

''knock knock''
''whos there'''
''puffle''
''puffle who''
PUFFLE SMASH!!!!!!!!lol

Sandy115:

Nice touch

equila24:

why did the penguin put oil on his puffle?

because it was squeaking!

Madelyn1505:

Why did the orange puffle cross the road
It saw puffle Os

supernerd717:

Here's a puffle joke:
Q.What is a brown puffle's favorite snack?
A:Nuts and bolts!

Sandy115:

Funny alot

snowball6672:

I got another so here it
A penguin walks into his igloo to take his purple puffle for a walk but the purple puffle was sleeping and wakes up forgetting to take of her mask then when the penguin takes here outside she says"Who turned out the lights I thought it was morning.

cp1youtube2:

What is cleverer than a talking cat?

A spelling bee!

Artistgirl55 :

An orange puffle walks up to a black puffle.

Orange: Knock knock

Black: Who's there?

Orange: Banana

Black: Banana who?

Orange: Banana

Black: Banana who?

Orange: Banana

Black: BANANA WHO??!!!

Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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